Because I'm shameless... and she asked for it.
A few days ago silviakundera wanted all of the crack. Since I'm just seeing this now, days later, I don't know whether or not it'll bring her some smiles, but I thought her list was fun and fantastic regardless, so I decided to go for it. Threw some links in there, just in case you were wondering how I did it.
Top 10 Strangest Plot Devices that someidiot Has Ever Used
1. Enterprise crew members land on a planet with a strange atmosphere. It turns Kirk into a stoned, multilingual horndog.
2. Chris Pine gets hard when he hears the sound of bells. Christmas must be such a bitch for him.
3. A murdered prostitute brings Chris and Zach back together.
4. Orangey-pink puke.
5. Cat burgling supervillians. Scenario number three.
6. There fathers are screwing. History... might end up repeating itself.
7. Bridget Jones-esque fight scene, complete with garden gnomes.
8. Retail hell, otherwise known as the one where Tony Stark is The Boss.
9. Eames woos Arthur through graffiti and post-its.
10. The Bed Intruder song, homeboy.
And there's a bonus number eleven weird AU that I'm writing, where our president is a thief and Chris Pine has puppy dog eyes over him. Sort of a Barack's Eleven, complete with two lead males who are in love and kind of realize/don't realize it. Yeeeah.
Top 10 Strangest Plot Devices that someidiot Has Ever Used
1. Enterprise crew members land on a planet with a strange atmosphere. It turns Kirk into a stoned, multilingual horndog.
2. Chris Pine gets hard when he hears the sound of bells. Christmas must be such a bitch for him.
3. A murdered prostitute brings Chris and Zach back together.
4. Orangey-pink puke.
5. Cat burgling supervillians. Scenario number three.
6. There fathers are screwing. History... might end up repeating itself.
7. Bridget Jones-esque fight scene, complete with garden gnomes.
8. Retail hell, otherwise known as the one where Tony Stark is The Boss.
9. Eames woos Arthur through graffiti and post-its.
10. The Bed Intruder song, homeboy.
And there's a bonus number eleven weird AU that I'm writing, where our president is a thief and Chris Pine has puppy dog eyes over him. Sort of a Barack's Eleven, complete with two lead males who are in love and kind of realize/don't realize it. Yeeeah.