sometimes, you need to scream about stuff
And sometimes you just want to be all "hey, somebody write me fic please!" And not just any fic, oh no.
I want Clint Barton to be bros with Steve Rogers.
Like, I want Clint to think "hey, this dude's been encased in ice for a loooong time, he's going to need to catch up on stuff" and take it upon himself to educate him in things like music, movies and amusement parks or something. I have this vivid image in my mind of the two of them at Six Flags, whooping like little twelve-year-old boys while riding roller coasters. I want them to have a handshake.
Also, I kind of just want a reason for Steve to watch Inception and then do something paranoid about it, like crawl into Tony's bed all "they do it while you sleep, Tony, wake up, we'll sleep in shifts so they don't come steal the government secrets from our minds! TONY!" while Tony just glares. Then maybe after a night of metaphorical hand-holding and literal back-rubbing Tony just sort of grabs Clint by the ear and is all "STOP SHOWING STEVE THINGS, OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THEN I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU AND THEN COULSON WILL GET REALLY ANNOYING."
Oh, please. Won't somebody please write me that? I am prepared to grovel and cry and beg and do all sorts of depraved things if someone makes Steve and Clint dudebros. Don't make me try to take this on myself. It wouldn't be nearly as awesome.
EDIT: THANK YOU, ANON. YOU FILLED MY NIGHT WITH PUPPIES AND GLITTER AND I CAN GO TO SLEEP WITH TRUFAX HEARTS IN MY EYES AND THEN DREAM OF BROS BEIN' BROS, DUDE.
*fistbump*
I want Clint Barton to be bros with Steve Rogers.
Like, I want Clint to think "hey, this dude's been encased in ice for a loooong time, he's going to need to catch up on stuff" and take it upon himself to educate him in things like music, movies and amusement parks or something. I have this vivid image in my mind of the two of them at Six Flags, whooping like little twelve-year-old boys while riding roller coasters. I want them to have a handshake.
Also, I kind of just want a reason for Steve to watch Inception and then do something paranoid about it, like crawl into Tony's bed all "they do it while you sleep, Tony, wake up, we'll sleep in shifts so they don't come steal the government secrets from our minds! TONY!" while Tony just glares. Then maybe after a night of metaphorical hand-holding and literal back-rubbing Tony just sort of grabs Clint by the ear and is all "STOP SHOWING STEVE THINGS, OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THEN I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU AND THEN COULSON WILL GET REALLY ANNOYING."
Oh, please. Won't somebody please write me that? I am prepared to grovel and cry and beg and do all sorts of depraved things if someone makes Steve and Clint dudebros. Don't make me try to take this on myself. It wouldn't be nearly as awesome.
EDIT: THANK YOU, ANON. YOU FILLED MY NIGHT WITH PUPPIES AND GLITTER AND I CAN GO TO SLEEP WITH TRUFAX HEARTS IN MY EYES AND THEN DREAM OF BROS BEIN' BROS, DUDE.
*fistbump*