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Also, here is my most recent Masterlist of fic. I will eventually go back through the years and years of other crap I wrote and stick up some of the things I deem worthy of attention. One day.
Fiction Masterlist
Also, I'd like to point out that I make no money off of any of this silly fiction. I mean no harm, or copyright infringement, to the people/characters I have slashed. This is purely for fun. Please, don't take offense.
Star Trek 2009
The Many Perks of Exploring 'Strange New Worlds' (aka This Fuckin Shit Ain't Logical): K/S - A small landing party beams to a planet with an acid atmosphere. Everyone experiences different effects. Whacky hijinx ensue.
Nothing But The Truth: K/S - Kirk has twenty four hours to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Uhura takes advantage.
STXI RPS
About Last Night: Pinto - A whimsical morning after fic.
About Karl's Car (aka Karl, John and Anton Get An Earful): Pinto - Missing scene for above story. Short and very, very to the point.
Of Jeopardy and Bad Breath: Pinto - A day in the life. Or a brief waking from an afternoon nap. Sap. Sappysapsap.
Good In Any Color: Pinto - Chris has a secret. Zach finds out and his brain almost implodes.
The Colors of Love: Pinto - Dark, twisted prison AU. My mind is a weird place.
Thou Shalt Not Covet: Pinto - And in more than one way. Joe wants to date Chris. Zach smiles, nods, and inwardly pulls his hair out. All stories in this verse are now in one big masterpost. This link will take you there.
The Blues: Pinto - Zach cooks for Chris. Chris... appreciates it. This is full of fluff and sugar. And a few swears, because that's just how I roll.
A Very Domestic Thing: Pre-Pinto - A missing scene, set shortly before Thou Shalt Not Covet. Zach doesn't know why, but things are different.
It's Just That Good: Pinto - Zach finds out Chris has been with men. They have an... experience together.
No Problem: Pinto - A conversation, with several do overs. Done in the form of David Ives play Sure Thing. Only there is no bell.
Far Too Long: Pinto & Pinto - Thou Shalt Not Covet is the fic that ate my brain. This is an AU ending, set a good eight years into the future.
Tell Me Again: Pinto - Zach wants to hear a few things from Chris. Chris indulges him. Pure PWP.
Almost: Pinto & Pinto. Missing scene from TSNC, set towards the end of part four of the original story. Joe and Chris have a talk.
The Trials and Tribulations of Chris Pine, Editor Extraordinaire (aka Zachary Quinto's Throbbing Purple Prose and the Red Pen of Doom): Pinto - Written for the trekrpfexchange, where someone asked for an AU with Chris editing budding author Zach's new novel. Whackiness happens. And ice skating. And love, eventually.
Revealed: Pinto - This is a drabbly sequel to the Red Pen story. Zach finally gets some stories out of Chris, much to his chagrin.
Put the Pieces in Place: Pinto - Chris finally makes his move. Zach WTFs all over the place. Kissing happens.
I Belong To You: Pinto - Zach performs for Chris. Sexins ensue.
Pavlov's Dog: Pinto - Something strange gets Chris going. Zach = O.O
I'd Rather Have A Yacht: Pinto AU - Artist!Chris and Famewhore!Zach. Four stories in total, beginning with The Life I Had Dreamt I Would Live. Also there's a surprise!Bana thrown in there for variety.
No, Really (I've Been Saying it for Months): Pinto - Chris loves Zach. Zach gets tired of hearing it. Wrote this for the trek_rpf_kink Fill-A-Thon. Five times Chris told Zach he loved him, and one time he showed him.
Chris Pine: Bounty Hunter! (or The Difference Between a Good Cop and a Bad Cop): Pinto - I wrote this for the first pintofest. The prompt? Bounty Hunter AU. Chris hunts Zach. 18,000 words told in four parts and three outtakes.
With You There's No Easy Answer: Pinto - Done for the stxi_sinfest and the prompt was 'Chris/Zach. It's a race where you don't want to come first.' They are cheating cheaters who cheat. With each other.
Vodka or Nothing: Another TSNC fic, this time it's three months after the end. Awkwardness ahead, matey!
psych
The Challenge: Shawn/Lassiter, Shawn/Abigail (not really relevant) - Lassiter's been acting even more pissy than usual. In an effort to get him to cool off a little, Shawn issues a challenge. Currently unfinished. Sad face.
Inception
To Behave Amorously Without Serious Intent (aka FLIRT): Arthur/Eames - So Arthur thinks Eames is hot. Eames doesn't have to go around taunting him with it by taking his clothes off, does he? The answer to that should be obvious.
I'm Not Much Into Health Food: Arthur/Eames - Yet another kink meme fill. Those things are bad for you. The prompt was for 'pina coladas and getting caught in the rain'. I managed to get angst out of it somehow.
God Save the Queen: Arthur/Eames - Eames is a pretty pretty princessprince and Arthur is his manservant. Or something like that. There's puke and a cat involved.
Sitting in the Darkness (popcorn on your knee): Arthur/Eames - Title stolen shamelessly from Annie. The team has a movie night. There's cuddling, cantaloupe and another cat. How I love thee, animals of the feline variety.
he grinned and said 'how lovely' (the broken record remix): Arthur/Eames - I need to leave kinkmeme's alone. Or not, because that's where all of my Inception fic bunnies stem from. The prompt was for psychos. Why do I feel drawn to crazy men and blood? EDIT: Now comes with a fuzzy companion piece, which is backstory to the 'Robert tried to pick Eames's pocket' arc. How it can be called an arc when it's less than 2,000 words is beyond me.
You Had One Eye in the Mirror (the other was on me): Arthur/Eames - Yes, I fail at leaving memes alone. This one called for 'You're So Vain'. Wuuut.
Plus One: Arthur/Eames - Another prompt fill, which asked for Eames following Arthur to a gay club and being jealous of all the guys Arthur grinds with. My brain sort of fried a tad at the 'gay club' part and, as usual, I took it a little too far. Sex against a wall! A red silk scarf! Gay sex club! *hangs head in shame*
You're Welcome: Eames - Failed fill, in which the person asked for Arthur filming himself doing something dirty and sending it to Eames. I couldn't resist adding in Ariadne, because I sort of love her.
Five Things that Never Happened to Arthur: Arthur/Mal, Arthur/Robert and hinted at Arthur/Eames. It's just what the title says, only six. Again with the fail.
In Everything But Blood: AU in which Arthur is an escort and Eames is his best friend who doesn't approve, for various reasons he keeps to himself.
Private Affairs: Noir AU. Response to a gorgeous piece of fanart that fanlay drew. Also a sequel to lmeden's Pulp. Takes place seven years after Eames leaves.
Homeboy: Ridiculous fic wherein Eames has a song in his head. Ariadne, Yusuf and Arthur all understand. Cobb does not.
Nothing Can Hold Me When I Hold You: Eames feels territorial towards Arthur, even in other peoples dreams. Cue the lettermans jacket!
The First Night (that Arthur crawled in bed with Eames): Prequel to In Everything But Blood. Arthur's first night after his first client. Watch them both fume.
Same Story, Different Year: How Ariadne Learned to Love Dreamsharing and Arthur and Eames' Dysfunctional, Jealous, Star Crossed Love. Or the one that's got all that dialogue.
Like Father, Like Son: Arthur learns something new when he goes to visit his father. Cue Mr. Eames. No, not that one.
You've Got a Smile That Could Light Up This Whole Town: High school AU. Arthur is the popular kid. Drama student Eames pines.
You Clicked Your Heels and Wished For Me: A love story. With graffiti. Written for aredblush's gorgeous artwork for the i_reversebang. Lucky, lucky me.
A (but not The) Proposal: Just what it says. The Proposal AU.
The Social Network
My Wife and Kids: How the deposition really went down. Don't forget your crackpipe.
It's Raining Men (Oy Vey): Ever seen Bridget Jones? Eduardo and Sean play the parts of Mark and Daniel and fail at beating each other up in Brid-- err, Mark's honor. More crack lies here. I don't even know.
Hawaii Five-0
For Your Eyes Only: Have I mentioned that H50 is the new gay? No? Well, CBS rebooted Hawaii Five-0 and it is the new gay. Full stop. In this fic Steve tells Danny 'it's classified' a lot, even when it really isn't.
I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER: I ficced the H50 promo shot. Trufax.
Getting There First: Coda to 1x18. Danny wakes up.
You and Your Issues (they go hand in hand): Crack. Danny and Steve in Jersey. To baseball, or not to baseball? What a stupid question.
Getting There First: Danny comes home after a night spent with Rachel. Coda to 1x18.
Your Own Special Language: Coda to 1x20. I mean, Danny drew a airhearts for Steve in this episode. C'mon.
Our Forty-Eighth/First Date: We're bringing Danny back... to Jersey, and Steve's along for the ride. Danny talks with a lot of food in his mouth and Steve still wants to be there. Our little weirdo.
The Avengers (movie!verse)
System's Down, Call MIS (or everybody knows that Customer Service really runs the show): The one where Tony is The Boss. And has an inappropriate work relationship with Steve.
Inception of the Marvelous Mind: Inception fusion, based off of this amazing post. Yeah, I'm still flailing over it.
Sir, Yes Sir: Porn. Purely for the sake of bottom!Steve, which is a phenomenon that needs to happen far more than it actually does. Get with it, internet.
An Invite for Coffee: Another movie fusion. Tony needs a bodyguard.
A Different Kind of Love Story: Agent Phil Coulson doesn't actually want that epic, grand romance. But a face to greet him at the end of the day might be nice.
Facets of Steve: Steve has issues. And multiple personalities sharing his body. Tony loves him anyway.
Also, here is my most recent Masterlist of fic. I will eventually go back through the years and years of other crap I wrote and stick up some of the things I deem worthy of attention. One day.
Fiction Masterlist
Also, I'd like to point out that I make no money off of any of this silly fiction. I mean no harm, or copyright infringement, to the people/characters I have slashed. This is purely for fun. Please, don't take offense.
Star Trek 2009
The Many Perks of Exploring 'Strange New Worlds' (aka This Fuckin Shit Ain't Logical): K/S - A small landing party beams to a planet with an acid atmosphere. Everyone experiences different effects. Whacky hijinx ensue.
Nothing But The Truth: K/S - Kirk has twenty four hours to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Uhura takes advantage.
STXI RPS
About Last Night: Pinto - A whimsical morning after fic.
About Karl's Car (aka Karl, John and Anton Get An Earful): Pinto - Missing scene for above story. Short and very, very to the point.
Of Jeopardy and Bad Breath: Pinto - A day in the life. Or a brief waking from an afternoon nap. Sap. Sappysapsap.
Good In Any Color: Pinto - Chris has a secret. Zach finds out and his brain almost implodes.
The Colors of Love: Pinto - Dark, twisted prison AU. My mind is a weird place.
Thou Shalt Not Covet: Pinto - And in more than one way. Joe wants to date Chris. Zach smiles, nods, and inwardly pulls his hair out. All stories in this verse are now in one big masterpost. This link will take you there.
The Blues: Pinto - Zach cooks for Chris. Chris... appreciates it. This is full of fluff and sugar. And a few swears, because that's just how I roll.
A Very Domestic Thing: Pre-Pinto - A missing scene, set shortly before Thou Shalt Not Covet. Zach doesn't know why, but things are different.
It's Just That Good: Pinto - Zach finds out Chris has been with men. They have an... experience together.
No Problem: Pinto - A conversation, with several do overs. Done in the form of David Ives play Sure Thing. Only there is no bell.
Far Too Long: Pinto & Pinto - Thou Shalt Not Covet is the fic that ate my brain. This is an AU ending, set a good eight years into the future.
Tell Me Again: Pinto - Zach wants to hear a few things from Chris. Chris indulges him. Pure PWP.
Almost: Pinto & Pinto. Missing scene from TSNC, set towards the end of part four of the original story. Joe and Chris have a talk.
The Trials and Tribulations of Chris Pine, Editor Extraordinaire (aka Zachary Quinto's Throbbing Purple Prose and the Red Pen of Doom): Pinto - Written for the trekrpfexchange, where someone asked for an AU with Chris editing budding author Zach's new novel. Whackiness happens. And ice skating. And love, eventually.
Revealed: Pinto - This is a drabbly sequel to the Red Pen story. Zach finally gets some stories out of Chris, much to his chagrin.
Put the Pieces in Place: Pinto - Chris finally makes his move. Zach WTFs all over the place. Kissing happens.
I Belong To You: Pinto - Zach performs for Chris. Sexins ensue.
Pavlov's Dog: Pinto - Something strange gets Chris going. Zach = O.O
I'd Rather Have A Yacht: Pinto AU - Artist!Chris and Famewhore!Zach. Four stories in total, beginning with The Life I Had Dreamt I Would Live. Also there's a surprise!Bana thrown in there for variety.
No, Really (I've Been Saying it for Months): Pinto - Chris loves Zach. Zach gets tired of hearing it. Wrote this for the trek_rpf_kink Fill-A-Thon. Five times Chris told Zach he loved him, and one time he showed him.
Chris Pine: Bounty Hunter! (or The Difference Between a Good Cop and a Bad Cop): Pinto - I wrote this for the first pintofest. The prompt? Bounty Hunter AU. Chris hunts Zach. 18,000 words told in four parts and three outtakes.
With You There's No Easy Answer: Pinto - Done for the stxi_sinfest and the prompt was 'Chris/Zach. It's a race where you don't want to come first.' They are cheating cheaters who cheat. With each other.
Vodka or Nothing: Another TSNC fic, this time it's three months after the end. Awkwardness ahead, matey!
psych
The Challenge: Shawn/Lassiter, Shawn/Abigail (not really relevant) - Lassiter's been acting even more pissy than usual. In an effort to get him to cool off a little, Shawn issues a challenge. Currently unfinished. Sad face.
Inception
To Behave Amorously Without Serious Intent (aka FLIRT): Arthur/Eames - So Arthur thinks Eames is hot. Eames doesn't have to go around taunting him with it by taking his clothes off, does he? The answer to that should be obvious.
I'm Not Much Into Health Food: Arthur/Eames - Yet another kink meme fill. Those things are bad for you. The prompt was for 'pina coladas and getting caught in the rain'. I managed to get angst out of it somehow.
God Save the Queen: Arthur/Eames - Eames is a pretty pretty princessprince and Arthur is his manservant. Or something like that. There's puke and a cat involved.
Sitting in the Darkness (popcorn on your knee): Arthur/Eames - Title stolen shamelessly from Annie. The team has a movie night. There's cuddling, cantaloupe and another cat. How I love thee, animals of the feline variety.
he grinned and said 'how lovely' (the broken record remix): Arthur/Eames - I need to leave kinkmeme's alone. Or not, because that's where all of my Inception fic bunnies stem from. The prompt was for psychos. Why do I feel drawn to crazy men and blood? EDIT: Now comes with a fuzzy companion piece, which is backstory to the 'Robert tried to pick Eames's pocket' arc. How it can be called an arc when it's less than 2,000 words is beyond me.
You Had One Eye in the Mirror (the other was on me): Arthur/Eames - Yes, I fail at leaving memes alone. This one called for 'You're So Vain'. Wuuut.
Plus One: Arthur/Eames - Another prompt fill, which asked for Eames following Arthur to a gay club and being jealous of all the guys Arthur grinds with. My brain sort of fried a tad at the 'gay club' part and, as usual, I took it a little too far. Sex against a wall! A red silk scarf! Gay sex club! *hangs head in shame*
You're Welcome: Eames - Failed fill, in which the person asked for Arthur filming himself doing something dirty and sending it to Eames. I couldn't resist adding in Ariadne, because I sort of love her.
Five Things that Never Happened to Arthur: Arthur/Mal, Arthur/Robert and hinted at Arthur/Eames. It's just what the title says, only six. Again with the fail.
In Everything But Blood: AU in which Arthur is an escort and Eames is his best friend who doesn't approve, for various reasons he keeps to himself.
Private Affairs: Noir AU. Response to a gorgeous piece of fanart that fanlay drew. Also a sequel to lmeden's Pulp. Takes place seven years after Eames leaves.
Homeboy: Ridiculous fic wherein Eames has a song in his head. Ariadne, Yusuf and Arthur all understand. Cobb does not.
Nothing Can Hold Me When I Hold You: Eames feels territorial towards Arthur, even in other peoples dreams. Cue the lettermans jacket!
The First Night (that Arthur crawled in bed with Eames): Prequel to In Everything But Blood. Arthur's first night after his first client. Watch them both fume.
Same Story, Different Year: How Ariadne Learned to Love Dreamsharing and Arthur and Eames' Dysfunctional, Jealous, Star Crossed Love. Or the one that's got all that dialogue.
Like Father, Like Son: Arthur learns something new when he goes to visit his father. Cue Mr. Eames. No, not that one.
You've Got a Smile That Could Light Up This Whole Town: High school AU. Arthur is the popular kid. Drama student Eames pines.
You Clicked Your Heels and Wished For Me: A love story. With graffiti. Written for aredblush's gorgeous artwork for the i_reversebang. Lucky, lucky me.
A (but not The) Proposal: Just what it says. The Proposal AU.
The Social Network
My Wife and Kids: How the deposition really went down. Don't forget your crackpipe.
It's Raining Men (Oy Vey): Ever seen Bridget Jones? Eduardo and Sean play the parts of Mark and Daniel and fail at beating each other up in Brid-- err, Mark's honor. More crack lies here. I don't even know.
Hawaii Five-0
For Your Eyes Only: Have I mentioned that H50 is the new gay? No? Well, CBS rebooted Hawaii Five-0 and it is the new gay. Full stop. In this fic Steve tells Danny 'it's classified' a lot, even when it really isn't.
I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER: I ficced the H50 promo shot. Trufax.
Getting There First: Coda to 1x18. Danny wakes up.
You and Your Issues (they go hand in hand): Crack. Danny and Steve in Jersey. To baseball, or not to baseball? What a stupid question.
Getting There First: Danny comes home after a night spent with Rachel. Coda to 1x18.
Your Own Special Language: Coda to 1x20. I mean, Danny drew a airhearts for Steve in this episode. C'mon.
Our Forty-Eighth/First Date: We're bringing Danny back... to Jersey, and Steve's along for the ride. Danny talks with a lot of food in his mouth and Steve still wants to be there. Our little weirdo.
The Avengers (movie!verse)
System's Down, Call MIS (or everybody knows that Customer Service really runs the show): The one where Tony is The Boss. And has an inappropriate work relationship with Steve.
Inception of the Marvelous Mind: Inception fusion, based off of this amazing post. Yeah, I'm still flailing over it.
Sir, Yes Sir: Porn. Purely for the sake of bottom!Steve, which is a phenomenon that needs to happen far more than it actually does. Get with it, internet.
An Invite for Coffee: Another movie fusion. Tony needs a bodyguard.
A Different Kind of Love Story: Agent Phil Coulson doesn't actually want that epic, grand romance. But a face to greet him at the end of the day might be nice.
Facets of Steve: Steve has issues. And multiple personalities sharing his body. Tony loves him anyway.