Ohhhh my...

[somehowunbroken]

Per clwilson2006 , who did Parrish, and mackenziesmomma , who did Lorne:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cam Mitchell!

1. The colour of Cam Mitchell is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
2. An average beaver can cut down Cam Mitchell every year!
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Cam Mitchell!
4. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Cam

Comments

[clwilson2006]

#8!! here have a banana!

OMG your's are all porny. sheesh #1 and #5 really need fic!!!

[somehowunbroken]

I actually had a banana for breakfast. BEFORE I did this. *grin*

[fai_dust]

I'm almost afraid to ask how you came up with these.

[somehowunbroken]

*grin* just type any name into that box and hit the button. For once, I had nothing to do with how ridiculous these things are.

[mackenziesmomma]

Oh god and I thought the ones I got for someone else were porny? Jeeze. I think this thing was made with us dirty minded gutter dwellers in mind. *nods*

(I think #5 has me giggling the most though)

[somehowunbroken]

#5 is making me think porny things at work. Which is amusing, because here I am two hours later, still copy-editing the *same* report on water filtration, and all I can really think about is what I want to write there. It would make this report more interesting, that's for sure. :D

[mackenziesmomma]

No that report on water filtration is just *VERY* boring. Very very boring. Extremely boring.

[somehowunbroken]

Oh, yes. I mean, it's a report on water filtration, so...

I did manage to keep from putting porn in it. I feel like I deserve a medal, lol. :)

[camshaft22]

Number ten sounds like a weird Atlantis food prompt...

[somehowunbroken]

*grin*

Ohhhhh yes.

[calcitrix]

I guess that explains the myth about rhino horn.

Those are awesome.

[somehowunbroken]

...that's exactly the thought I had when I saw it. :D

(Why is Cam's so porny??)