Title: As The River Loves The Sea And The Ocean And That One Big Lake
Author: somehowunbroken
Fandom: none
Characters: Fic/Reader (anthropomorphic)
Word Count: 1,015
Rating: I can't even tell you. Is "crack" a rating? I'll go with PG-13, I guess.
Notes: Written for
badsexfic 2013: Anthropomorphic Fic/Reader. The fic isn't very good, in fact, it's full of grammatical and spelling mistakes, as well as containing some very poorly chosen metaphors. it tries to get the reader to like it by showing off how ~creative~ it can be. (actual fic can contain smut as a way of getting the reader to like it, though the smut turns out to be as corny as the fic)
Summary: Your name is Dearly Beloved We Are Gathred Here Today, and you are in love.
As The River Loves The Sea And The Ocean And That One Big Lake (Also, good God, I am sorry for the utter crack. /o\)
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