What I learned in Safety School
As some of you already know, I got a speeding ticket back in late November. Tonight, I had to pay the piper and attend LaVergne Traffic Safety School. Here are the things I learned this evening.
1: The dude next to me had the sweetest set of dreads I've ever seen. Shoulder length, well cleaned...KILLER dreads. And, judging from the smell, some KILLER pot before he arrived as well.
2: The girl in front of me had the largest set of lips that are biologically possible on a human being. Don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun of something she came by naturally, as that would be rude and mean. However, I *WILL* make fun of the apparent fact that she had naturally large, full lips to begin with, and had apparently gotten collagen injections or something like that. They made her facial silhouette look roughly akin to a lower case 'b'.
3: LaVergne Police Chief [Name Withheld] has the most amazing set of mustaches I have ever seen. Nose to jawbone, thick as you can imagine. He looked vaguely like one of the guys from the old westerns.
4: Traffic school is expensive. The cost of the class was $55. The length of the class was approximately 60 minutes. Let me tell you, next time I pay roughly a dollar a minute for something, I had better be seeing something naked, or having someone talk dirty to me.
Take it from me, kids, don't speed. It's really not worth the hour of your life that you will never get back.
=P
--Choran
1: The dude next to me had the sweetest set of dreads I've ever seen. Shoulder length, well cleaned...KILLER dreads. And, judging from the smell, some KILLER pot before he arrived as well.
2: The girl in front of me had the largest set of lips that are biologically possible on a human being. Don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun of something she came by naturally, as that would be rude and mean. However, I *WILL* make fun of the apparent fact that she had naturally large, full lips to begin with, and had apparently gotten collagen injections or something like that. They made her facial silhouette look roughly akin to a lower case 'b'.
3: LaVergne Police Chief [Name Withheld] has the most amazing set of mustaches I have ever seen. Nose to jawbone, thick as you can imagine. He looked vaguely like one of the guys from the old westerns.
4: Traffic school is expensive. The cost of the class was $55. The length of the class was approximately 60 minutes. Let me tell you, next time I pay roughly a dollar a minute for something, I had better be seeing something naked, or having someone talk dirty to me.
Take it from me, kids, don't speed. It's really not worth the hour of your life that you will never get back.
=P
--Choran