Emma and Emily's Christmas Message
Hello everyone, it's that time of year again. Now the Queen /Rolf Harris has been on our screens giving us seasonal greetings, it is time for Emma and Emily to do the same. Welcome to Two Thousand and Six /Sex. She's thinking six six six I'm thinking sex, are you hoping for a miracle? This is the year of the Tiger /eye of the tiger /who knows, you can only be friends with people in the same birth year as you though /Chinese zodiac. In this year we'd like to nominate Eugene for President (of world and universe), LOST for death, Hurley and Michelle McManus for a diet, The Queen for new teeth a la Rolf, Mischa for accessorize /H&M /Charity shops /The O.C. James Blunt has represented Britain really well this year, cheers James, you're beautiful too. And your life is beautiful, and I saw an Angel (all the girls fancy him) standing there...your love is pure. Pete Doherty has been stylish this year, let's have him as Style Icon /our dealer. We would also like to nominate Pete for a bath as he's very dirty after all that puking /dirrty /Christina /We ship X-T1na/P3te /XTC. Thanks to Australia for producing Steve Irwin /Kyle /Neighbours /Especially Paul Robinson, hot stuff bebe /Talia you're hott too babez. We would also like to take this opportunity to nominate little Walter (Best NewComer LOST) for best representation in a hip-hop video. And Bones for Best Film of the year. Thanks Snoop, keep it real babez. Here's a quote from Bones for you lot..."He ain't white, but he sure as hell ain't black either". Here's another "Shut the fuck up nigger" and another "Fo sure nigga don't go in that mofo house mofo dogg the dogg mo mo fo fo the dogg just gets hungrier mofo". Here's one last one, "Dontcha' wish your girlfriend was a freak like me". Thanks Pussycatz, you're hot too /Paris Hilton / DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS. James Blunt, you're a lucky man /look who's alone now...it's not me. Anyway, love and peace y'all,
Emma and Emily.
Emma and Emily.