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The movie printer, which prints all movies ordered by guests, whirs to life in the artificial light and spits faded, inky impressions in dot matrix across the page. And not a single pornographic title has been ordered tonight! The printer prints on, and with each resounding report of another satisfied viewer I find that, in fact, not a single motion picture is adult in nature!
Just kidding! They're all porn!
According to Al Franken, Jew Leftist Extraordinaire, the average hotel porno is viewed for twelve minutes before being turned off. I beg to differ. The attention span and sexual prowess of the modern American man combined can at best be estimated in the neighborhood of six minutes and change. I should know! Just ask my girlfriend, my continually unsatisfied and--Skeet Ahhh! Potato chips!
Just kidding! They're all porn!
According to Al Franken, Jew Leftist Extraordinaire, the average hotel porno is viewed for twelve minutes before being turned off. I beg to differ. The attention span and sexual prowess of the modern American man combined can at best be estimated in the neighborhood of six minutes and change. I should know! Just ask my girlfriend, my continually unsatisfied and--Skeet Ahhh! Potato chips!