I just schooled an ignoramus on Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, I'm a lesbian. Is that going to be an issue?
Stranger: yes God hates queers
You: I don't believe God hates.
You: Why should I fear a god when there's so much to love about the world?
Stranger: the wrong kind of love
You: Why would he hate what he's created? He isn't Dr. Frankenstein or something.
You: But we're all God's children, so how can what he created be wrong?
Stranger: he hates homo sex
Stranger: he created satan
You: I hate to break it to you, but... Every time you see a rainbow, He's HAVING homo sex.
You: Heyyy.
You: I know you.
You: you're Fred Phelps!
You: Am I right?
Stranger: NO you fucking gays took the rainbow to make your own damn flag cause no other country wants you!
You: Actually, that's a lie.
You: See, America's actually one of the only "major" nations left that still hasn't passed marriage equality laws.
You: So not everyone hates us.
You: It's just bastards like you
You: who hide behind your Book
You: and spit words and hate
Stranger: yea and now look the country is in the shitter
You: and throw Holy Water
You: like it's your right
You: to pass judgement.
Stranger: yea duh
You: What was that verse?
You: I'm paraphrasing it, but isn't it basically, "let he among us without sin be the first to condemn?"
You: or cast the first stone?
You: NONE of us are without sin
You: so who are you to cast a stone at me?
Stranger: we all have sin but you do not seek repentance!
You: Fuck yeah I do
You: I go to church every sunday
You: thank you very much
Stranger: to some queer church
You: I just don't think I should try to lie to myself about who I am
You: did you know they had gay people back in ancient Rome?
You: Men would have a wife and then a few young men as lovers on the side
Stranger: and rome fell
You: as EVERY civilization does.
You: everything falls
You: in the end
You: so what's your point?
Stranger: they all fall because they each give the people to much freedom and power and they fuck up
You: the people being the citizens as a whole?
You: or the representatives
You: or one person, like an emporer?
Stranger: ....who they voted for
You: Right.
You: And that's what I hate about America too.
Stranger: u hate freedom?
You: no, I hate the lack of freedom
You: Just what you said, they give people in office too much power
You: it's not of the people by the people for the people anymore
You: It's of the people who have money, etc.
You: although, now that I think about it...
You: it was always like that.
Stranger: no its the lower class that fucks up
You: how so?
You: type faster. Jesus is watching.
Stranger: the citizens always rebel and always want more power for the people that tears a nation apart, its both ends
Stranger: jesus will make u burn
You: you're a real hoot, you know that?
You: I like talking to you.
You: You're so kind and compassionate.
Stranger: u think going to mass every week makes u save?
You: And I like that.
You: You're a keeper.
You: Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, sweetheart.
Stranger: may god have mercy on ur lost soul
Stranger: type faster. Jesus is watching.
You: May God have mercy on your ignorant, bigoted, miguided, hate-filled, confused soul
You: jesus will make u burn.
You: how did you like that?
You: we flip flopped
Stranger: for loving him?
You: that was fun.
You: I like being a bigot.
You: Let's do it again.
You: Being an ignoramus is fun.
You: Oh, wait.
You: I can't use such big words.
You: Okay...
You: I lyk bein dum
You: cuz god h8s ever1
You: lol
You: :)
Stranger: see u think ur safe in ur lesbo world
Stranger: got hates active gays
You: God hates McDonald's.
You: God hates Twitter
You: and God hates your mom
You: but I don't ;)
Stranger: yea your reel smart.......
You: Yeah, you are too, babycakes.
Stranger: oh yea you go to church but u dnt read the bible
You: Did you misspell "real" on purpose?
Stranger: yea
You: Sure I do.
You: And why wouldn't I?
You: I guess I should pay closer attention to the part about sodomy
Stranger: then u kno that god hates birth control and homosexuals
You: and completely ignore that part about not eating shellfish, right?
You: OH, you're one of those ridiculous people with like 20 million kids b/c you're so scared you're gonna be banished to hell for putting a rubber on.
You: I see.
You: I'm sorry.
Stranger: so you dont believe
You: No, no. You're right.
You: God hates homosexuality and birth control.
You: As he hates shellfish
You: And loves slavery
You: And hates women
You: And wants people executed for comitting adultery.
You: Sorry, *committing
You: But you can only own slaves from neighboring countries. Which should it be, Mexico, or Canada, do you think?
You: If I had daughters, I could sell them into slavery.
Stranger: you just gota follow the 10 commandments i can see u didn't read that part
You: That's sanctioned in the bible.
You: Also, the bible mentions that you can't get a hair cut.
You: I guess we're ignoring that part?
You: I don't see anything about homosexuality in the 10 commandments.
You: Show me the way, O Virtuous One.
Stranger: Adultury duh
You: Honey... I hate to break this to you...
You: Adultery has NOTHING to do with homosexuality.
You: Nothing at all.
Stranger: actually it does
You: Princeton.edu defines adultery as "extramarital sex that willfully and maliciously interferes with marriage relations"
You: I'll translate that into your language...
You: Dont have secks w/ other ppl when ur married
Stranger: and marriage is between a man and a woman
Stranger: good job!
Stranger: you get a gold star
You: So if you're married to someone, don't have gay secks with someone else.
You: but if you aren't, GO AT IT.
Stranger: hahaha silly queer sex was always assumed that marriage would follow making ur argument invalid
Stranger: besides aids will kill you all off anyway
You: Stranger's sentence does not make any grammatical sense.
You: Does not compute.
You: In case you haven't noticed, AIDS kills children in Africa who have never even heard the term "gay sex" in their life.
Stranger: awwww look at the fancy queer who's probably full of STDs
You: It also kills straight men and women.
Stranger: from having sex with people who have had gay sex
You: Because every gay person has 20 STDs, I see.
You: You would know.
You: ...
You: Speechless?
Stranger: haha you're on here looking gay sex
You: I love how most of your arguments have absolutely no basis in fact.
Stranger: neither do urs queer!
Stranger: sad face
You: There's another sentence that does not function grammatically.
You: You're just full of those today, aren't you, ignoramus?
You: So I guess no one in Africa is dying of AIDS? I just made that up?
You: And *whispers* trust me. You've had sex with someone who has had gay sex. Whether you know it or not. ;)
You: And you definitely know gay people. Whether you know that you know them or not.
Stranger: at least i know I actually follow my religion
Stranger: i dnt mind gay people
Stranger: just the sex
Stranger: the gay sex
You: And even if you haven't had sex w/ someone who has had gay sex, you've had sex with someone who has thought about it.
Stranger: its wrong
You: *cough*loadofshit*cough*
You: May I quote you?
Stranger: may u stop being gay?
You: "You: Hi, I'm a lesbian. Is that going to be an issue?
Stranger: yes God hates queers"
You: I politely asked if my being gay would be an issue.
You: and you told me that God hated me.
You: Not the amazing erotic pleasure I get from being with a girl
You: which, by the way, is mind blowing and God knows it ;)
You: but ME.
You: My essence, my character.
Stranger: EVERYONE ON HERE WHO TALKS ABOUT SEX IS LOOKING FOR IT
You: I didn't mention sex first, is the thing.
You: YOU did.
You: Do you want details, or is that too much for you and your holy high horse?
Stranger: no you used deception to make it appear u wanted sex
You: No, nevermind.
You: I don't want some hick knowing about my sex life.
You: No, no. I used descriptions to show you how awesome it is.
Stranger: i dnt wana know!
You: And dude. That wasn't descriptions.
Stranger: u disgust me!
You: I can SHOW you descriptions.
You: I just really don't want to.
You: You kind of disgust me, too.
You: So it's okay, the feeling is mutual.
You: I'll make a deal with you.
You: I won't talk to you about my sex life
You: if you stop being an ignoramus.
Stranger: I'm praying for you
You: How about it?
You: Likewise, buddy.
You: Can we shake on this?
You: I'll be praying for you. I hope you find enough peace in your life that you don't have to spend all your time hating others.
Stranger: sooo you're part of a religion that you don't even follow?
You: I'm sorry about whatever it is about yourself that you hate or are trying to hide
You: and I hope you find love and acceptance in years to come, at least.
You: Because you don't sound very happy.
You: No offense.
You: And you know, you seem like a really nice person.
You: Behind all that bigotry, I mean.
You: I hope you make it to the pearly gates of heaven
You: I know you mean well
You: even though you hate, you do it for your love of God.
You: I get that.
Stranger: ohhhhhh yea im the bigot, who u dn't even follow ur own faith!
You: But I think God has other intentions.
You: Princeton.edu defines bigot as...
Stranger: he has no gay intentions
You: a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own
You: so...yeah.
You: You are the bigot here, buddy.
You: I may not like what you have to say, but I tolerate it.
You: You?
Stranger: hahahah no.... you are hypocrite. You dn't even follow your true faith
You: You're spitting the same words over and over at me
You: And telling me you'll pray for me.
You: I don't want you to pray for me.
You: Save your energy for praying for yourself.
You: Because you'll need it, baby.
You: Stay fresh, vaginacakes.
Stranger: because gay sex is wrong morally, religiously, and biologically
You: I love you.
You have disconnected.