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71 facts about me you do not know...
1. Do you snore?
i'm sleeping, i wouldn't know.
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
a killer.
3. What's your worst fear?
spiders?
4. As a kid were you a lego maniac?
maybe play-gos or something generic. legos are expensive.
5. What do you think of reality TV?
8th & Ocean is my new favortie show.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
no, they come pre-broken.
7. Were you a cute baby?
i looked like a boy. but yes, a handsome handsome boy.
8. Is the single life the life for you?
if it is, i'm going about it all wrong.
9. What color is your keyboard?
black.
10. Do you sing in the shower?
just did.
11. Have you ever bungee jumped?
hell to the no.
12. Have any secret talents?
damn. no.
13. Ideal vacation spot?
anywhere without work.
14. Do you think Jay Leno is funny?
ew. no.
15. Can you swim?
no. but i can float.
16. Have you seen Donnie Darko?
own it. loves the jake.
17. Do you give a damn about the ozone?
i was gonna lie and say yes. but no.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie pop?
ask mr. owl.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
very slowly.
20. Have you ever been on a airplane?
never. :'(
21. Are you an only child?
i pretend i am.
22. Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener?
i don't remember the last time i used a pencil at all.
23. What's your stand on hunting?
i read hunting magazines.
24. Is marriage in your future?
ask mr. owl.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
it's very nice.
26. What are you allergic to?
pineapple.
27. When was the last time you said, "i love you" and meant it?
an hour ago.
28. Is elvis still alive?
why would i know that?
29. Do you cry at weddings?
i almost cried at a reception a couple weeks ago, and i didn't even know them.
30. How do you like your eggs?
w/cheese.
31. Are blondes dumb?
i should probably say no.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
crazy grandma!!
33. What time is it?
7:59 PM
34. Do you have a nickname?
jules, ju.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
yes, and i ate it yesterday. sooooooooo good.
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
driving home from work.
37. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers.
38. Is santa claus real?
i hope not, or i've been on the naughty list for years.
39. Do you like to have your neck kissed?
are you offering?
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
no.
41. What are you addicted to?
liquor? food. cats. lip gloss.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creamy if at all.
43. Can you crack your neck?
you mean break?
44. Have you ever ridden in a ambulance?
no, i am an ambulance.
46. Is drug-free the way to be?
okay.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
rini says no.
48. What color are your bed sheets?
yellow with black bamboo and red chinese writing that probably says something gross.
50. Do you like your life?
ok.
51. Is your name Alan?
yes. no, but that's jeff's middle name.
52. Are you psychic?
i think everyone is a little bit. i think i have a photographic memory tho'.
53. Have you read "catcher in the rye"?
yes. it's about a boy who was put upon.
54. Do you play any instruments?
ha.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
never.
56. Can you snowboard?
i've been.
57. Do you like camping?
i do. shortest tour ever!
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
rarely.
59. Do you believe in magic?
...and i hope you do...
60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
not my man's.
61. You believe in divorce?
i don't even wanna talk about that right now. it pisses me off! i'm mad at you! - you know who you are.
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
if i was drunk.
64. Is it cold outside today?
yes.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
jeff made me spaghetti. his signature dish.
66. Do you wear nail polish?
no.
67. Wish you could live somewhere else?
nope. i like it here.
68. What's the most annoying tv commercial?
maxipad commercials. pin balls?! wtf?! gross!
69. Do you shop at american eagle?
shop? no. buy things? sure.
70. Favourite band at the moment?
Dead Blue Sky came to mind first... and of course WITH PASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!
71. Who do you love?
oh everyone!
1. Do you snore?
i'm sleeping, i wouldn't know.
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
a killer.
3. What's your worst fear?
spiders?
4. As a kid were you a lego maniac?
maybe play-gos or something generic. legos are expensive.
5. What do you think of reality TV?
8th & Ocean is my new favortie show.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
no, they come pre-broken.
7. Were you a cute baby?
i looked like a boy. but yes, a handsome handsome boy.
8. Is the single life the life for you?
if it is, i'm going about it all wrong.
9. What color is your keyboard?
black.
10. Do you sing in the shower?
just did.
11. Have you ever bungee jumped?
hell to the no.
12. Have any secret talents?
damn. no.
13. Ideal vacation spot?
anywhere without work.
14. Do you think Jay Leno is funny?
ew. no.
15. Can you swim?
no. but i can float.
16. Have you seen Donnie Darko?
own it. loves the jake.
17. Do you give a damn about the ozone?
i was gonna lie and say yes. but no.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie pop?
ask mr. owl.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
very slowly.
20. Have you ever been on a airplane?
never. :'(
21. Are you an only child?
i pretend i am.
22. Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener?
i don't remember the last time i used a pencil at all.
23. What's your stand on hunting?
i read hunting magazines.
24. Is marriage in your future?
ask mr. owl.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
it's very nice.
26. What are you allergic to?
pineapple.
27. When was the last time you said, "i love you" and meant it?
an hour ago.
28. Is elvis still alive?
why would i know that?
29. Do you cry at weddings?
i almost cried at a reception a couple weeks ago, and i didn't even know them.
30. How do you like your eggs?
w/cheese.
31. Are blondes dumb?
i should probably say no.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
crazy grandma!!
33. What time is it?
7:59 PM
34. Do you have a nickname?
jules, ju.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
yes, and i ate it yesterday. sooooooooo good.
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
driving home from work.
37. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers.
38. Is santa claus real?
i hope not, or i've been on the naughty list for years.
39. Do you like to have your neck kissed?
are you offering?
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
no.
41. What are you addicted to?
liquor? food. cats. lip gloss.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creamy if at all.
43. Can you crack your neck?
you mean break?
44. Have you ever ridden in a ambulance?
no, i am an ambulance.
46. Is drug-free the way to be?
okay.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
rini says no.
48. What color are your bed sheets?
yellow with black bamboo and red chinese writing that probably says something gross.
50. Do you like your life?
ok.
51. Is your name Alan?
yes. no, but that's jeff's middle name.
52. Are you psychic?
i think everyone is a little bit. i think i have a photographic memory tho'.
53. Have you read "catcher in the rye"?
yes. it's about a boy who was put upon.
54. Do you play any instruments?
ha.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
never.
56. Can you snowboard?
i've been.
57. Do you like camping?
i do. shortest tour ever!
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
rarely.
59. Do you believe in magic?
...and i hope you do...
60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
not my man's.
61. You believe in divorce?
i don't even wanna talk about that right now. it pisses me off! i'm mad at you! - you know who you are.
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
if i was drunk.
64. Is it cold outside today?
yes.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
jeff made me spaghetti. his signature dish.
66. Do you wear nail polish?
no.
67. Wish you could live somewhere else?
nope. i like it here.
68. What's the most annoying tv commercial?
maxipad commercials. pin balls?! wtf?! gross!
69. Do you shop at american eagle?
shop? no. buy things? sure.
70. Favourite band at the moment?
Dead Blue Sky came to mind first... and of course WITH PASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!
71. Who do you love?
oh everyone!