It's the holiday season. I get it, people are out shopping. But seriously, watch your kids. I saw a little girl licking a window today. What the hell? Does she really have nothing better to do? Santa Claus was at the mall too, go ask him for some candy or something. After she'd had enough I saw the girl coming toward me with this big ol' grin and I bolted.
I'm not getting the flu from a five year old window licker.