bringing sexy back

[somebraveapollo]

Because this was the best meme ever and also I have so many glorious new fandoms (Ben January! Sleepy Hollow! Seirei no Moribito! bits of Teen Wolf apparently, god help me. and lots more) , and also because

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[lynndyre]

Tauriel and/or Gimli?

Gimli

[somebraveapollo]

1. Gimli was always drawn to dwarves who were not entirely respectable: lewd toymakers, money-lenders, travellers who carried rumours in exchange for a drink. It was not a huge surprise when he started sleeping with the people of Laketown - such arrangements were known to happen, and accepted with a silent gruffness. But Gimli was very fond of his lovers, the lean merchants and sharp-smiled hunters. At one point, a keen young smith accused him of giving out dwarvish secrets to men. But Glóin's reputation, and Gimli's own skill at brawling, quashed those rumours very quickly

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[wordsofastory]

Oh, this is absolutely lovely. I can't pick a favorite, because they're all perfect.

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[somebraveapollo]

Thanks so much, dude, you're the best.

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[lynndyre]

2 - So True. ^.^ They'd have so much fun together.

And I like your vision of older Gimli, how he knows who he loves and is happy with it.

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[somebraveapollo]

Thank you, very glad you enjoyed. <3

Tauriel

[somebraveapollo]

1. She used to like sex, competitive or sweet, open-secret liaisons with other soldiers, quick and sweet affairs with seamstresses. But, ever since Thranduil decided that she was trying to seduce Legolas (Legolas who she grew up with, Legolas who was her brother before he became her commander), she became celibate, because she couldn't shake off the feeling that the king was spying on her

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[lynndyre]

From their interaction in DoS, I would completely believe that about her issues with Legolas and Thranduil!

And I kind of love the idea that she kinks on Kili as well, that it's a mutual thing. ^.^