dear fellow party-goers,
tonight was so great. i love you all. i had tons of fun and such. i love having undercover police come to parties and watching you guys do dumb things. i love when whores call and we offer them food stamps. the cake was wonderful and so was the singing. thank you for not getting me wet again.
ilu.
love,
schnodle
p.s. this sounds sarcastic, but it's really not.
p.p.s. i typed this in the dark, without looking at my hands. i'm awesome. slow, but awesome.
p.p.p.s. what's a wet dream?
p.p.p.p.s. FREAKIN' DAVID STEDMAN: LET'S GET MARRIED!
ilu.
love,
schnodle
p.s. this sounds sarcastic, but it's really not.
p.p.s. i typed this in the dark, without looking at my hands. i'm awesome. slow, but awesome.
p.p.p.s. what's a wet dream?
p.p.p.p.s. FREAKIN' DAVID STEDMAN: LET'S GET MARRIED!