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weird, strange, weird strange things in my life now. good, strange things in my life, and on top of that it's cold as hell. not as cold as hell as it could be, i suppose. cold enough for me.
astros.com says brandon backe is going to be back next season. can you imagine the goosebumps i have right now. you cannot. i have goosebumps. it hurts my heart to look at the roster and see no dan wheeler. dan wheeler, but i loved you. i don't blame you for what happened, but wigginton just has no chance of carving out a permanent place in my heart, as you have. i will miss your squareish head and slightly dazed expressions. let's make a list of things i love: hunter pence, you are so lanky and fresh-faced. you are even cuter than taylor bucholtz was and i'm sorry you got hurt and couldn't be rookie of the year. also i commend the way you wear your socks. you and my boy roy are keeping it real. it's a hip expression. what else. dave borkowski, if you would only keep your facial hair consistent i would love you forever. you look very sharp in the wind-up but i do miss your beard. adam everett! you are a darling and i want to give you a hug. i just watched the video of you breaking your leg again and it makes my skin turn inside-out. i'm glad you are feeling better and i promise to continue antagonizing those savages who continue to immorally discuss trading you. also: josh anderson, i feel that a crime has been committed. noone agrees with me. but i really liked you, you gave me really good vibes and i'm sorry you left. however, i hope you will do very well in atlanta and that people will stop referring to you as "not a prospect." the braves have just resigned tom glavine for a one-year contract and thus you will be playing with two of the greatest living major league pitchers. so i will not cry for you, only for myself, as i am fairly certain that luke scott will not be playing to his potential this year, and we will invariably find ourselves with, once again, a revolving door in our outfield. my oh my. and of course, roy. roy, roy, your current career era is 3.07. you are a handsome and upright man, and by man i mean pitcher. you want to retire at the end of your contract in 2011, at which point you will be 34 and i will be 26. i realize that i have a few years to come to terms with our inevitable separation but you must realize that you have had 8 extra years to be around yourself, 8 years that i have not had, and that is unfair. greg maddux is going to retire any minute now and i will have very little left to live for. i hope that we can come to some sort of compromise. i will buy you coffee.
and i leave you with:
the king of my heart.
astros.com says brandon backe is going to be back next season. can you imagine the goosebumps i have right now. you cannot. i have goosebumps. it hurts my heart to look at the roster and see no dan wheeler. dan wheeler, but i loved you. i don't blame you for what happened, but wigginton just has no chance of carving out a permanent place in my heart, as you have. i will miss your squareish head and slightly dazed expressions. let's make a list of things i love: hunter pence, you are so lanky and fresh-faced. you are even cuter than taylor bucholtz was and i'm sorry you got hurt and couldn't be rookie of the year. also i commend the way you wear your socks. you and my boy roy are keeping it real. it's a hip expression. what else. dave borkowski, if you would only keep your facial hair consistent i would love you forever. you look very sharp in the wind-up but i do miss your beard. adam everett! you are a darling and i want to give you a hug. i just watched the video of you breaking your leg again and it makes my skin turn inside-out. i'm glad you are feeling better and i promise to continue antagonizing those savages who continue to immorally discuss trading you. also: josh anderson, i feel that a crime has been committed. noone agrees with me. but i really liked you, you gave me really good vibes and i'm sorry you left. however, i hope you will do very well in atlanta and that people will stop referring to you as "not a prospect." the braves have just resigned tom glavine for a one-year contract and thus you will be playing with two of the greatest living major league pitchers. so i will not cry for you, only for myself, as i am fairly certain that luke scott will not be playing to his potential this year, and we will invariably find ourselves with, once again, a revolving door in our outfield. my oh my. and of course, roy. roy, roy, your current career era is 3.07. you are a handsome and upright man, and by man i mean pitcher. you want to retire at the end of your contract in 2011, at which point you will be 34 and i will be 26. i realize that i have a few years to come to terms with our inevitable separation but you must realize that you have had 8 extra years to be around yourself, 8 years that i have not had, and that is unfair. greg maddux is going to retire any minute now and i will have very little left to live for. i hope that we can come to some sort of compromise. i will buy you coffee.
and i leave you with:
the king of my heart.