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Dec 13, 2005 20:40

Sterno's p's lived in an upscale, down home, oldie kinda neighborhood. They had this GREAT house, it was HUGE (well it seemed big to a kid who grew up in a 3 bedroom appartment with 4 other people). They were quite the nice folks as well. Wait, you do realize, that I use a tense that is past, simply because I speak of many years gone by, NOT ( Read more... )

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eulogized my aunt fanny some_mensch December 16 2005, 00:58:53 UTC
(and yes, I gots me an aunt fanny...)
I know you like to tell the tales of days long gone, but given your current level of command performances and moving, doctoring, and other setch crappolla, I thought I should pick up the slack until you can resume. Of course, I think I will continue anyway, since I intend to somehow exploit the internet for monitary gain, writing this crap will be a good first step.

(phone just rang, hang on a sec...)
Well, I just got off the phone with Jack lawson, he is calling about mortgage interest rates. Jack lives in monteria up in canada, but he is originally from India. His accent was very heavily indian. Strange name for a man with such a heavy accent.

You should know, Jack is 22 years old, and unmarried. He has no home phone, so he could not give me his home phone number to give you you all. I regret that, as Jack seemed like a very nice chap.

We spoke for a while and Jack felt uneasy about the questions I was asking, he kept trying to talk about mortages, but you know, I really an not as interested in mortages as he is, so we continued on my line of thought for a while. We talked about what he did, and whether he liked his job (he did seem enthusiastic, but he admitted he did not like his job). I then asked him about his boss. That seemed to really wrap things up.

jack then asked if I was on the national "Do Not Call" list, I assurred him that I was, and he appologized for taking my time. I explained to him that since my name was on such a list, that I just assumed his call was of a social nature and not at all business related. Jack then promised me that no one from his firm would be calling back and I wished him well.

(well, now thats out of the way, what the hell was I talking about???)

Oh yeah, my side of the story, Well, I suppose I don't tell it quite as well as the rest of everybody, but I guess I do have a spin to add. So I think I will keep writing. NOT, to eulogize, but to inform, amuse, and somehow figure out a way to get the hell out of high tech and make money.

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Re: eulogized my aunt fanny aguynamedtiger December 16 2005, 16:39:38 UTC
Eulogize shmooligize...Stern, if you want to tell the story your way (embelished?!) then stop watching so much mtv and get typing. I know, I know, no cable at home, no high speed internet at the hospital. But you know what I mean: PLEASE WRITE SOME STORIES.

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Re: eulogized my aunt fanny ron0 December 18 2005, 20:01:47 UTC
Two votes for more stories! Although every time he tells one involving me, I seem to do more...

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Re: eulogized my aunt fanny some_mensch December 18 2005, 20:59:53 UTC
really, your up here as well? geez, who is going to pop up next? Foose? Meeble? gee, that would be OK, they are cool. Maybe my ex will be lurking around next... Well, thats OK as well, she writes much better than I do. Find my email on my main page spaz boy, then you can write me an email...

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