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Rules: every ten minutes, I take another 2 oz. shot of sailor jerry's
Okay, so, first things first:
HOLY SHIT OREGON FORESTS I MISS THEM SO MUCH
okay, now that that's out of my system, the very first thing I am treated to is a vampire hunting a fawn. What a dick vampire. Why go after a fawn instead of an adult, and why are you so crappy at what you do that a fawn notices you and has to run?
I have been informed that I have met Jacob. He is a very pretty boy, I will give them that. Better cast based on looks than Bella is, I'd have to say. Nothing terribly interesting so far.
Oh god, the dialogue between the teens is absolutely terrible in the high school. "HAHAHA YOU'RE NOT TAN" "YEAH THAT'S WHY I GOT KICKED OUT LOLZ" ...
the cullens seem snooty.
second shot right as edward comes in. the "dreamy" music playing is kind of a ridiculous touch. also, too much eyeliner on the boy.
HAHAHA SERIOUSLY? she walks in front of a fan as she enters the class and her hair is blown in the wind? what the fuck, hahaha
wow, edward gave off nothing but creepy in that scene. sure looked like he ran off to jack off as quickly as possible.
pointless diner scene with a creepy bald man hitting on her, bleh. i guess it shows awkwardness between her and her father, but we had that already, srsly.
vampire massacre at a dam? eh?
... how did she slip on ice? that's not icy weather. that's summer/fall weather in the NW. what the hell.
huh. edward sounds very unsure of himself.
hi, obvious cgi making the eyes perfectly white and the irises a perfect hazel. also, booooo, the nw is not the worst place in the continental us, it's the best =(
third shot.
edward saves her life, but in a totally masquerade-breaking way. haha, fail.
oh my god. dr. cullen screams nazi. aryan superman. the white coat only accentuates it.
ah, the infamous watching bella sleep. exactly as creepy as it was made out to be.
why does every guy want to ask bella out to prom? she has no personality. none.
that being said, i love edward's overcoat and want one.
fuck. i can't focus any more. stopping now, the movie's too terribly to keep my attention.
Okay, so, first things first:
HOLY SHIT OREGON FORESTS I MISS THEM SO MUCH
okay, now that that's out of my system, the very first thing I am treated to is a vampire hunting a fawn. What a dick vampire. Why go after a fawn instead of an adult, and why are you so crappy at what you do that a fawn notices you and has to run?
I have been informed that I have met Jacob. He is a very pretty boy, I will give them that. Better cast based on looks than Bella is, I'd have to say. Nothing terribly interesting so far.
Oh god, the dialogue between the teens is absolutely terrible in the high school. "HAHAHA YOU'RE NOT TAN" "YEAH THAT'S WHY I GOT KICKED OUT LOLZ" ...
the cullens seem snooty.
second shot right as edward comes in. the "dreamy" music playing is kind of a ridiculous touch. also, too much eyeliner on the boy.
HAHAHA SERIOUSLY? she walks in front of a fan as she enters the class and her hair is blown in the wind? what the fuck, hahaha
wow, edward gave off nothing but creepy in that scene. sure looked like he ran off to jack off as quickly as possible.
pointless diner scene with a creepy bald man hitting on her, bleh. i guess it shows awkwardness between her and her father, but we had that already, srsly.
vampire massacre at a dam? eh?
... how did she slip on ice? that's not icy weather. that's summer/fall weather in the NW. what the hell.
huh. edward sounds very unsure of himself.
hi, obvious cgi making the eyes perfectly white and the irises a perfect hazel. also, booooo, the nw is not the worst place in the continental us, it's the best =(
third shot.
edward saves her life, but in a totally masquerade-breaking way. haha, fail.
oh my god. dr. cullen screams nazi. aryan superman. the white coat only accentuates it.
ah, the infamous watching bella sleep. exactly as creepy as it was made out to be.
why does every guy want to ask bella out to prom? she has no personality. none.
that being said, i love edward's overcoat and want one.
fuck. i can't focus any more. stopping now, the movie's too terribly to keep my attention.