take me away from me...
HERO
By: Makenzie Wodele
Jane Harris Star was the fastest, toughest, nicest person you will ever meet in the state of Maryland. Everyone miles around knew Jane Harris Star and love the tell and retell of his/her amazing features. Now one day Jane Harris Star went to visit John Wiphlo. John had been having problems with a situation that required the workings of Jane Harris Star. Now Jane Harris (for short or for the people that new her well) being as nice and willing to help as she was a very nice and cooperative person (even on account that she had a humongous head). Well, on that fateful night when Ms. Star went to visit John, she had a little trouble getting to Figgynewtown. You see, on her way to Figgynewtown, Ms. Star had a run-in with her ex-wife Sheena Bigilow. Sheena was a big meanie, that just so happened to be a worm scientist. Now, as a worm scientist Ms. Bigilow had many interesting jobs, but seeing as this is a story about how Jane Harris Star goes to see John Wiphlo, I won’t inform you of these many interesting jobs. Well, the big problems that Sheena and Jane had go all the way back to their divorce…when Jane caught Sheena eating her sausage patties. Well, Sheena tried to explain that since the sausage was in the fridge, they were fair game for anyone who wanted to eat them. Well, this didn’t buy her any slack with Jane and right away Jane had filed for a divorce. Now, you may be wondering how this has anything to do with the actual storyline…well, it does, for when Jane and Sheena had their little rendezvous, Sheena just so happened to be eating a sausage patty. Well, this didn’t go over to well with Ms. Star. As soon as she caught sight of the patty Ms. Bigilow was eating, she took out a grill and grilled some corn. And then, she ate the corn. Well, now that the problem is solved, and I still need to write about seventy more words, I’ll write about how that solved the problem…it really didn’t, but it did piss Sheena off, and this was satisfaction enough for Ms. Star, so she went around Sheena and continued on her journey to visit John. When she was two feet away from John’s dorm room, he came bursting out and stood before her with a smile on his face. He started laughing, then he told her that he lied and didn’t need her help at all. Now all the folks in Figgynewtown, Maryland have a new tale to tell about Jane Harris Star…or do they?
By: Makenzie Wodele
Jane Harris Star was the fastest, toughest, nicest person you will ever meet in the state of Maryland. Everyone miles around knew Jane Harris Star and love the tell and retell of his/her amazing features. Now one day Jane Harris Star went to visit John Wiphlo. John had been having problems with a situation that required the workings of Jane Harris Star. Now Jane Harris (for short or for the people that new her well) being as nice and willing to help as she was a very nice and cooperative person (even on account that she had a humongous head). Well, on that fateful night when Ms. Star went to visit John, she had a little trouble getting to Figgynewtown. You see, on her way to Figgynewtown, Ms. Star had a run-in with her ex-wife Sheena Bigilow. Sheena was a big meanie, that just so happened to be a worm scientist. Now, as a worm scientist Ms. Bigilow had many interesting jobs, but seeing as this is a story about how Jane Harris Star goes to see John Wiphlo, I won’t inform you of these many interesting jobs. Well, the big problems that Sheena and Jane had go all the way back to their divorce…when Jane caught Sheena eating her sausage patties. Well, Sheena tried to explain that since the sausage was in the fridge, they were fair game for anyone who wanted to eat them. Well, this didn’t buy her any slack with Jane and right away Jane had filed for a divorce. Now, you may be wondering how this has anything to do with the actual storyline…well, it does, for when Jane and Sheena had their little rendezvous, Sheena just so happened to be eating a sausage patty. Well, this didn’t go over to well with Ms. Star. As soon as she caught sight of the patty Ms. Bigilow was eating, she took out a grill and grilled some corn. And then, she ate the corn. Well, now that the problem is solved, and I still need to write about seventy more words, I’ll write about how that solved the problem…it really didn’t, but it did piss Sheena off, and this was satisfaction enough for Ms. Star, so she went around Sheena and continued on her journey to visit John. When she was two feet away from John’s dorm room, he came bursting out and stood before her with a smile on his face. He started laughing, then he told her that he lied and didn’t need her help at all. Now all the folks in Figgynewtown, Maryland have a new tale to tell about Jane Harris Star…or do they?