Ever wonder what one lost sock says to its mate upon their reunion?

[sombriado]

Me: I need to get my hair cut.
My lost Sock: LOL
Me: I do I do
My lost Sock: i need my hair to grow out so i can put it into dreads
My lost Sock: dam penis hair
My lost Sock: no
My lost Sock: well not littraly becuse thats just sic

Me: Entertain me.
My lost Sock: *juggles
Me: -claps-
My lost Sock: LOL
My lost Sock: go me
Me: You handled those balls like an old pro, my dear lost sock.
My lost Sock: haha
My lost Sock: i feel proud being a lost sock
Me: I am glad. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside to be a lost sock also.
My lost Sock: at lest im somthing now
Me: You make my insides match my kittens.
My lost Sock: LOL
My lost Sock: LMAO
My lost Sock: oh there it gose
My lost Sock: bye ass
My lost Sock: i will mis u
My lost Sock: LOL
Me: HAHAHA
Me: -points- HAHha you're ass is on the floooor.
My lost Sock: haha
My lost Sock: *picks up ass and re-ataches it
My lost Sock: LOL
Me: You don't see that everyday.
Me: I'm glad I was here to witness it.

Me: Woo woo I sing
My lost Sock: i cant
My lost Sock: i can only screem
My lost Sock: and sing in wierd black metal type of ways
Me: I do it all, baby.
Me: That's hot.
My lost Sock: and cough out fleem trying to
My lost Sock: but i dont think u whant to know that
Me: OH BABY...How I want you now for sharing that with me
Me: DAMN the fates for how far apart they must divide us
My lost Sock: LOL
My lost Sock: haha
My lost Sock: like socks?
Me: YES!
Me: Oh my god you are my lost sock.
My lost Sock: LOL
My lost Sock: haha
My lost Sock: i have a sock
My lost Sock: in my PANTS
My lost Sock: LOL
My lost Sock: well aculy yes
Me: THAT IS THE BEST ANALOGY EVER

-laughs softly- Good times.