ok i normally wouldn't have updated, but this is too great not to post somewhere:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
blargh88 (-5000 points). Last Monday
meritite and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I stole
ficklefudge's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5096 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Sombragris
...so what if i kept retyping my name to generate random results until i got one i liked? :P