I want McDonalds
I just saw Justin Timberlake's new video and he still needs to shave, but other than that pubic crap on his face, the video was pretty badass! A little trippy, but badass!
Um, what to say, what to say...
I was supposed to go to the gym today with Dani but I'm a lazy bastard. I feel bad for backing out on her, but not bad enough to go, that's for damn sure! lol.. I'm a mean mean friend but I like being fat so let me sit here with my ranch doritos and all my coca cola classic and leave me be, woman.
I told her I'd go with her tomorrow but I have a little secret to share with everyone I'm not going to go tomorrow either *snickers* No, I'll probably go, just because it would be mean if I didn't. So I'll go to shut her up.
Danny: It's not your fault your chest is on back wards, Kimmy.
Me:... and it's not YOUR fault god forgot to give you a penis, Danny.
Dude, he's taking that 'chest backwards' joke and runnin' with it. He's told me that so many times. I swear, I'm gonna throw up on him one day.
Um, what to say, what to say...
I was supposed to go to the gym today with Dani but I'm a lazy bastard. I feel bad for backing out on her, but not bad enough to go, that's for damn sure! lol.. I'm a mean mean friend but I like being fat so let me sit here with my ranch doritos and all my coca cola classic and leave me be, woman.
I told her I'd go with her tomorrow but I have a little secret to share with everyone I'm not going to go tomorrow either *snickers* No, I'll probably go, just because it would be mean if I didn't. So I'll go to shut her up.
Danny: It's not your fault your chest is on back wards, Kimmy.
Me:... and it's not YOUR fault god forgot to give you a penis, Danny.
Dude, he's taking that 'chest backwards' joke and runnin' with it. He's told me that so many times. I swear, I'm gonna throw up on him one day.