oh shit!
I was at this corner store a minute ago and there is this lady in front of me buying lottery tickets and ONE roll of toilet paper that I'm sure she paying like 3 dollars for. And of course the credit card machine and the lotto machine was off line and they were having trouble with it. And the whole time I'm thinking to myself wow she must have to shit really fucking bad to be at a corner store paying a arm and a leg for toilet paper. And to add insult to injury the fucking credit card machine is fucked. So I put my energy drink on the counter and go get my keys out of the car so it doesn't get stolen while I'm waiting on this cunt to get her damn lotto ,ciggs, and shit paper. After I walk back in the store I get in line behind her and she looks down at my drink and she all like "is that a Energy Drink?" I was like "yeah" then of course she asks "does it work" I replied. " No! , I just like the way it taste. I guess to take her mind off of the fact that she was pinching a major load she decided that she would make small talk with me. That's just great!