[contact]

[somatophylax]

[voicemail]
this phone has actually turned gay what
"Hello, this is Henry Fabron, and I can't take your call right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible."

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[megosalksandros]

[cell phone picture of a building site with a trailer - some kids and Joe can be seen over on one end]

is this one of your sites? I don't want to go nosing around & there's no marker

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[somatophylax]

Yes it is

how did you get my number

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[megosalksandros]

great. obviously I'm stalking you & sacrificed a goat to my heathen gods to divine it

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[megosalksandros]

or Mina

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[somatophylax]

Mina may be a heathen god

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[megosalksandros]

not my patron, but she'll do

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[somatophylax]

i would say not to tell her i said that but i am sure she would appreciate it

dont you have martinis to drink somewhere

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[megosalksandros]

she's more for Isis. are you teasing me?

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[somatophylax]

no of course not

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[megosalksandros]

good martinis are v serious to rich people

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[somatophylax]

im well aware go drink some

personally i prefer my alcohol w/o olives

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[megosalksandros]

there's not a minibar out here. you just want me back at the ~resort~

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[somatophylax]

not really there is a bar a few blocks away im sure would be happy to put olive like rocks in a glass for you

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[megosalksandros]

you're going to laugh at me but I don't actually drink much

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[somatophylax]

im incapable of laughter

neither do i

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[megosalksandros]

you can laugh! & I bet you're just trying to get me drunk now with this vicious peer pressure