Sex Meme!
You know, I really would LOVE to keep up with this journal a lot more, but it seems to be getting harder and harder to. >_> My life just isn't as... fulfilling as some others... so I have much less to talk about as things go on.
It's especially hard when it feels like people just don't read the damn thing. I mean.. I don't always expect a response at all, but it's still a lot more fun to read comments and messages on this thing rather than re-reading my own entry.
Oh well, no big deal.
As I said, I don't have much to talk about. The most exciting thing for me in my life right now was going out to a friend's place for the past couple days playing Risk, Rock Band, and other games to waste my time over.
Other than that, my financial situation still sucks, I still haven't gotten another job, and I still am enjoying a good amount of my time loving Will and playing video games.
Now, to extend this journal, I have this meme for you to take a look at!
Found this on a guy's furaffinity account. Felt bored enough, so... here goes the sex meme
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Anytime really works for me =P
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Videos get my rocks off waaay more... so long as they aren't cheesy. 'course I always prefer the real thing
Vibrator or Dildo?
If it fits, I'll wear it
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Gotta admit I love the lights off during sex. While I do love to see the action, there's something about the dark that makes sex just a little more hot >_>>
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Eh... neither. Still pretty much gay nowadays.
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Spanking's funny >_> But definitely kinky during sex.. so.. either?
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Wow... um... I don't know.
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Both!
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Uh... I don't know. I've not used either in any situation from what I remember
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Boy/Boy/Boy, because yes, I love the dick
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Eh... Both of those are pretty suck, in my opinion. I guess I'd take Sex While Strangers Watch over the other because there IS just a little exhibitionist in me.
Newly Discovered fetish?
I don't think I really have any "newly discovered" ones
Master or slave?
I guess both, since I'm a switch and all.. but I'd MUCH rather be a slave as I've always been a much much more submissive guy
Slut or whore?
Neither? I'm a pretty horny guy, but I don't think I've ever been called either of those
Light Bondage or heavy?
Never really tried either, but I think I'd mainly prefer light bondage.. just some cuffs and a collar work for me.
Whispering or screaming?
Both! Whispering makes things hot, but screaming gets me really into it
Ever lost your sanity?
No? o_O
Most coveted perversion?
Secks with boyfriends?
Spanking?
Didn't we just go over this?
Submissive?
Oh I'm SUCH a sub, even if I enjoy topping a bit more than bottoming right now.
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Uh...?
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Uh.......? o_O
Relationship Status:
Dating! Loves mah Shuu-kitty! <3
Orientation:
Pretty darned gay
Body type:
Slim and slender
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign?
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
Smoke? Nah, not really
Drink? Ooooh yeah. Alcohol is good shit with the right mixture
Current Location:
My apartment
Your Weakness:
I'M SO FUCKING TICKLISH!
Your Best Physical Feature:
I... don't really know.. I guess my face. Will has said I have a cute face.. but my damn glasses hide it all the time
Your Bedtime:
Whenever I damn well feel like.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Definitely
In the past week have you masturbated:
>_> I'm a guy, so definitely, yes
Number of Piercings:
None
Number of Tattoos:
None
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Heh.. yeah.. no denying
At what age did you lose your virginity?
21
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Nope
If you give head, do you swallow?
If I catch it, I do, but it's REALLY HARD to get some people off with oral sex
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
Apparently
Do you like penetration of the anus?
>_> Yes.. If.. I.. can take it..
Have you ever tried fisting?
Ew, no. I'm not into that.
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
As I said before, I'm a pretty horny guy. My sexual desires would probably be about 7 or 8. If I can get sex, I don't mind taking the opportunity, but I definitely don't mind holding myself back if I find out someone's not in the mood.
Nymphomaniacal?
No, I'm pretty sure I'm not
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Mostly sleep, I guess. I try to not let my sexual desire get in the way of important shit
Are you promiscuous?
Don't think so
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
I think I regret sleeping with one person.. but only because the sex kinda.. sucked.. in comparison to other things
Do you ever have phone sex?
No
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
No thanks
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
No, I usually don't call people except my boyfriend, my friends, and my family
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
Nope
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
Dear god no
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
I don't go towards that crowd
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Not really. They're kinda fun to play with during sex(except for shoes >_> those come off), but other than that.. nah
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
I like taking those off >_>
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
I like long hair, I admit. Fun to fiddle around with
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Not that I remember
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Nope
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
Seeing how I've not peeped on anyone.. I'm pretty sure no
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
In a way? >_>
Are you a sadist or masochist
Nope
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Definitely
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
I believe so
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Might've scratched on accident. I sometimes have longer than favorable nails
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Can't remember
Do you like bondage?
Would definitely love to try some light bondage sometime
Like to be tied up?
Never been
Like to tie up partner?
Never have
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Yep. Actually had a foursome once, as well
If so, what gender were your partners?
Male
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
Three. All from that foursome
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
See above^
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
Not particularly
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No, no, no, aaaand no
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
No
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Nope, and definitely don't plan to
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Dear god no! That's disgusting!
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
Zoophilia is NOT for me
It's especially hard when it feels like people just don't read the damn thing. I mean.. I don't always expect a response at all, but it's still a lot more fun to read comments and messages on this thing rather than re-reading my own entry.
Oh well, no big deal.
As I said, I don't have much to talk about. The most exciting thing for me in my life right now was going out to a friend's place for the past couple days playing Risk, Rock Band, and other games to waste my time over.
Other than that, my financial situation still sucks, I still haven't gotten another job, and I still am enjoying a good amount of my time loving Will and playing video games.
Now, to extend this journal, I have this meme for you to take a look at!
Found this on a guy's furaffinity account. Felt bored enough, so... here goes the sex meme
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Anytime really works for me =P
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Videos get my rocks off waaay more... so long as they aren't cheesy. 'course I always prefer the real thing
Vibrator or Dildo?
If it fits, I'll wear it
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Gotta admit I love the lights off during sex. While I do love to see the action, there's something about the dark that makes sex just a little more hot >_>>
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Eh... neither. Still pretty much gay nowadays.
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Spanking's funny >_> But definitely kinky during sex.. so.. either?
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Wow... um... I don't know.
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Both!
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Uh... I don't know. I've not used either in any situation from what I remember
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Boy/Boy/Boy, because yes, I love the dick
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Eh... Both of those are pretty suck, in my opinion. I guess I'd take Sex While Strangers Watch over the other because there IS just a little exhibitionist in me.
Newly Discovered fetish?
I don't think I really have any "newly discovered" ones
Master or slave?
I guess both, since I'm a switch and all.. but I'd MUCH rather be a slave as I've always been a much much more submissive guy
Slut or whore?
Neither? I'm a pretty horny guy, but I don't think I've ever been called either of those
Light Bondage or heavy?
Never really tried either, but I think I'd mainly prefer light bondage.. just some cuffs and a collar work for me.
Whispering or screaming?
Both! Whispering makes things hot, but screaming gets me really into it
Ever lost your sanity?
No? o_O
Most coveted perversion?
Secks with boyfriends?
Spanking?
Didn't we just go over this?
Submissive?
Oh I'm SUCH a sub, even if I enjoy topping a bit more than bottoming right now.
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Uh...?
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Uh.......? o_O
Relationship Status:
Dating! Loves mah Shuu-kitty! <3
Orientation:
Pretty darned gay
Body type:
Slim and slender
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign?
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
Smoke? Nah, not really
Drink? Ooooh yeah. Alcohol is good shit with the right mixture
Current Location:
My apartment
Your Weakness:
I'M SO FUCKING TICKLISH!
Your Best Physical Feature:
I... don't really know.. I guess my face. Will has said I have a cute face.. but my damn glasses hide it all the time
Your Bedtime:
Whenever I damn well feel like.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Definitely
In the past week have you masturbated:
>_> I'm a guy, so definitely, yes
Number of Piercings:
None
Number of Tattoos:
None
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Heh.. yeah.. no denying
At what age did you lose your virginity?
21
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Nope
If you give head, do you swallow?
If I catch it, I do, but it's REALLY HARD to get some people off with oral sex
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
Apparently
Do you like penetration of the anus?
>_> Yes.. If.. I.. can take it..
Have you ever tried fisting?
Ew, no. I'm not into that.
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
As I said before, I'm a pretty horny guy. My sexual desires would probably be about 7 or 8. If I can get sex, I don't mind taking the opportunity, but I definitely don't mind holding myself back if I find out someone's not in the mood.
Nymphomaniacal?
No, I'm pretty sure I'm not
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Mostly sleep, I guess. I try to not let my sexual desire get in the way of important shit
Are you promiscuous?
Don't think so
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
I think I regret sleeping with one person.. but only because the sex kinda.. sucked.. in comparison to other things
Do you ever have phone sex?
No
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
No thanks
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
No, I usually don't call people except my boyfriend, my friends, and my family
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
Nope
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
Dear god no
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
I don't go towards that crowd
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Not really. They're kinda fun to play with during sex(except for shoes >_> those come off), but other than that.. nah
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
I like taking those off >_>
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
I like long hair, I admit. Fun to fiddle around with
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Not that I remember
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Nope
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
Seeing how I've not peeped on anyone.. I'm pretty sure no
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
In a way? >_>
Are you a sadist or masochist
Nope
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Definitely
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
I believe so
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Might've scratched on accident. I sometimes have longer than favorable nails
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Can't remember
Do you like bondage?
Would definitely love to try some light bondage sometime
Like to be tied up?
Never been
Like to tie up partner?
Never have
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Yep. Actually had a foursome once, as well
If so, what gender were your partners?
Male
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
Three. All from that foursome
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
See above^
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
Not particularly
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No, no, no, aaaand no
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
No
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Nope, and definitely don't plan to
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Dear god no! That's disgusting!
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
Zoophilia is NOT for me