so i went and got me a glam rock name from http://hedwigmovie.com/rockname/index.html...

[somaservedchill]

my name is...

Vicious Crotch!!!!

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[goldmoon]

good thing you are a virgin.. you could put someone's eye out with that name.. heh

[somaservedchill]

dammit!!! i'm a ~born again, door to door~ virgin!!! get it right for the love of christ!!!!! although, on occassion, i find that i too am capable of sinning...it ain't easy being pure, yo! hahahaha

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[goldmoon]

god.. don't i know.. i am so pure i could run a thrid world country if it were solar powered... and sorrrrrrrry.. i'll get it right next time.. please don't beat me virgin-man!! hehehe

[somaservedchill]

you better be sorry...or i'll sling mangos at your head with my turbo elastic cockring.

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[goldmoon]

ooooh. promise???

[somaservedchill]

i'll pencil you in between my appointments with a genetically breasted lama named dolly and a suicidal horse thats hung like a potato growing midget from iowa...

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[goldmoon]

hehehe!! i get the middle.. i get the middle!!!

[somaservedchill]

suzzzzzeeee got da middle!!!

but first i must sleep yo! goo nighty...

also, a correction on my part, the potato growing midget is from idaho....duuuuuuh.

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[goldmoon]

nighty nighty!!