Alistair « I. »

[swooping_isbad]

Who: Alistair and...Morrigan...
Where: Morrigan's room at the inn
When: in the dead of night, when no one can hear you scream. Mwa ha ha!
Style: third
Status: closed
Warning(s): Look out! Much derp will be had!

Comments

Thank Andraste for Flemeth's grimoire. X3

[swooping_isbad]

"We should find out then, yes? Why we were brought here, that is," he said, still standing in the same spot. As much as would have loved to take a literal load off of his feet, he didn't like the idea of getting comfortable with or around Morrigan. Not when they were the only two people in the room, at least.

Whatever the reason, however it happened, Alistair was stuck in this dream world, this...Somarium...with Morrigan. While he'd had his doubts at first about whether this was a genuine Witch of the Wilds, now he was almost positive that this was Morrigan. Maybe it wasn't the Morrigan he knew, but it was the woman he would come to know. Besides, there was only one person that could be such a bitch to another person. That was hard to fake.

"There's still the Archdemon to take care of. Where I come from, at least. Or when, I should say. I don't much care for the idea that she and the others are probably searching for me as we speak, either..." By 'she' Alistair was, of course, referring to the other Warden with whom he'd developed a romantic link.

It has everything. It knows what you had for breakfast.

[wildernesswitch]

"My, my... an intelligent idea from the ex-Templar." It was almost impossible, but it had to have happened sooner or later, hadn't it? Honestly, it was Alistair's... Alistair-ness that made Morrigan worry her child would grow up just as bad, though his Old God spirit would likely affect everything they had put into him themselves. He was two-- no one was to know anything yet. A two year old cared little about anything but themselves.

Irritated by him standing around like an oaf, she simply rolled her eyes and settled in with the book on Eluvians she had stolen from the Dalish. Possibly a jerk move but something she had needed to do. Besides, she'd leave it behind and they'd find it eventually. Or it'd be eaten by Darkspawn. Maker knew what those things found as edible, other than human flesh, of course.

"Indeed. And I have things I must attend to before she comes searching within my time. Of course, with you as King..." She smirked. He wasn't king. Anora had been crowned simply because the Warden was too desperate to keep Alistair with her. Or so it had seemed from the perspective of those who knew Alistair and the Warden were humping like nugs every night. "We shall find a way to return."

No, no seeming. That's what it was. xD; FFFF-- That man was mine, GDI!

[swooping_isbad]

He narrowed his eyes in s harsh stare. "Yes, I know. Shocking, isn't it?" He could have held his tongue, but he got an odd sort of pleasure from bickering with her. It was a ray of sunshine in his otherwise dreary existence.

"We agree then." He shuddered. That wasn't easy to say. "We'll work together to-- What did you say? Did you just say that I'm the king?" He didn't like that idea. No, he didn't care for it one bit. He'd never had any desire to become king. Duncan had known that. The Warden knew that. It didn't make sense that he would rise to the throne. Eamon had expressed that it was Alistair's birthright and responsibility...and he had only been a few days' walk from the Landsmeet...

(Congratulations, Morrigan. You sent him into hyperventilation. XD)

XDD No giving away your shiny Templar!

[wildernesswitch]

Morrigan snickered behind her book, amused at his sudden panic attack. Raising her hand to silence him, she shook her head. "I merely jest. You are not king. Ohhh, Maker forbid the Warden be parted from her precious beloved." It was enough to make her sick at times, them being mushy and disgusting, but it was certainly fair to say that their relationship had to be strong for them both to agree to her ritual and still have some sort of relationship afterwards.

"Fear not. The Warden is far more intelligent than you give her credit for. She placed someone worthwhile on the throne." Not that Alistair wouldn't have made a good king. She knew he would have, even if she was loathe to admit it. He was kind-hearted and fair, if somewhat slack-jawed and limp-wristed.

"If we are in agreement, is there anything else?" Such as your son. She wouldn't say it. The boy was hers, and only hers. She lowered her golden gaze to the page she was examining, something she knew word for word. "'Twould be pointless for you to waste gold on a seperate room. You will share this one," she added firmly.

(Victory! She is a meanie~)

Sorry! DX Been distracted by DA2.

[swooping_isbad]

That was a relief. He hated the idea of being king. "Do you always have to do that? Have you ever gotten the urge to, I don't know, not be a bitch?" That wasn't a word Alistair used very often, but as of late it was always one he used to describe Morrigan. "Anyway I'm glad I'm not King. I'm sure we both agree on that as well."

"Share this room? With you?" The idea gave him the chills, but it would be nice to be in the company of someone he knew, even if he didn't particularly care for that certain someone. He had to admit, though - Morrigan was different. She wasn't quite so...heartless. Normally she'd have left him out in the cold, logical or not.

Maybe it was because of her son. Just because his sister had remained a bitter hag after her litter didn't mean all women were like that, did it? No, of course not, he told himself.

But the idea of Morrigan as a mother...

"Nope, can't think of a thing," he said, and then he sat on the other bed, his back to her.