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GERMANY | ENTRY: ⓿⓿❶

Nov 18, 2010 00:46

Who: Germany und du!
Where: Espoir
Style: First (Getting the hang of things for now!)
Status: Open ( Read more... )

aerith gainsborough, austria (roderich edelstein), korea (yong soo im), prussia (gilbert weillschmidt), germany (ludwig), belgium, hungary (elizaveta héderváry), flonne, teutonic order (gilbert beilschmidt), !location: espoir, america (alfred f. jones), schrödinger

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teutonic_pruss November 17 2010, 17:25:59 UTC

[Woke up in the same area a little bit before Germany and decided the first thing he was going to do was walk over to the passed out stranger and rob him make sure he was okay!]

...[Is in the middle of checking Germany's pockets when Germany suddenly awakes. Reacts immediately with a startled shout]

AHHH!! MOVE AND YOU DIE, PAGAN!!

doucheland November 17 2010, 18:03:44 UTC

Huh?! Pagan!?

[quickly steps back and position himself] What are you doing!? Where am I? Where did you take me?!

teutonic_pruss November 17 2010, 18:13:43 UTC

SHUT UP AND BE QUIET, PAGAN!! I don't know where we are! [reaches over and grabs a nearby stick. Points it threateningly at Germany.]

The awesome me found you laying on the floor!

1/2 doucheland November 17 2010, 18:20:20 UTC

Huh? So you wound up here as well?

Now that I think about it, you look very familiar...but no...that's not possible....

doucheland November 17 2010, 18:21:53 UTC

Bruder?

[thinks it's not possible since he last saw his older brother, definitely three times as tall, sleeping in his basement]

No...It's just someone who looks like his younger self. Could it be he works here? He IS wearing a costume...

teutonic_pruss November 17 2010, 18:31:22 UTC

SHUT UP BEFORE I CUT YOUR THROAT OPEN, PAGAN! [That's some ancient sounding German he just slipped into. This isn't a costume, Germany. This is the real deal]

Don't call me that! I don't even know you, Heathen. Call me Master or Lord!

[pokes with a stick]

What are you saying?! Speak up and tell me why you brought me here! What kinda magic did you use? [POKE POKE POKE]

doucheland November 17 2010, 18:33:33 UTC

STOP THAT! [pulls the stick away from you]

I don't know where we are! I assumed that you were the one who took me here!

Who are you? Who do you work for? What do you want from me!?

teutonic_pruss November 17 2010, 18:48:39 UTC

Hey!! [Frowns at you, wanting his stick back and whoops, already distracted! TIME TO SHINE. Stands up straight and puffs out his chest.]

I'M THE TEUTONIC ORDER! I WORK FOR THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND I WANT YOU TO OBEY ME!

doucheland November 17 2010, 18:51:14 UTC

Teutonic Order...? So this a replica of the 13th century? It's very well-made. Where is this place anyway? I don't recall any news about this.

I see...Where is the rest of the staff? I'd like to go home. I don't really know what happened, but I need to secure my house.

teutonic_pruss November 17 2010, 19:05:14 UTC

....[have a look of utter confusion.]

Staff? I didn't see you with a staff, Pagan. Ja, I don't know either, but you're not leaving unless I can leave too!

doucheland November 17 2010, 19:08:42 UTC

I assume you work here, seeing as you're wearing a costume.

Or are you a tourist? Were you taken as well?

Enough of the Pagan talk! I'm not here to roleplay with you!

teutonic_pruss November 17 2010, 19:19:11 UTC

IT'S NOT A COSTUME, BARBARIAN, IT'S A UNIFORM! Only real manly knights get to wear this!

[Huffs angrily and gives a nod] I woke up before you did.

...What's a roleplay?

doucheland November 17 2010, 19:22:10 UTC

[scoffs - he's getting nowhere with this and the boy is just as confused as he is] We can talk while I look for the exit or maybe an information booth. It's impossible for a place like this to be void of any inhabitants.

Do your parents know you're here? Did you come with your parents?

teutonic_pruss November 17 2010, 19:47:11 UTC

[Eyes you suspiciously. Your shoulders and arms are monstrous. Nope, no way you can be trusted. You sold your soul to the devil so you could have muscles.]

I'm not going anywhere with you. And you're stupid, I don't have parents! Vater's been dead for almost two centuries. I only have my men and my boss and now they're gone. [scowls, remembering that he's now ALONE without a clue to where he is]

Bah! This is all your fault, you sinner! [Yup, he's shifting all the blame on you now.]

doucheland November 18 2010, 13:39:04 UTC

Enough playing around!

You're just as lost as I am, aren't you? If you want to find your family again, you'll just have to trust me!

[decides to drag you instead]

teutonic_pruss November 18 2010, 13:51:10 UTC

I'm not los-- [Grabbed.]

--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [INSERT FREAKING OUT. Struggles and bucks wildly, throwing his weight back and tugging on his arm. Tries to kick Germany in the knee too. brb screaming his lungs off]

LEGGO OF ME!! UNHAND ME! LET GO BEFORE I KILL YOU AND THE LORD STRIKES YOU DOWN, BASTARD!

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