Sad King is Sad

[we_r_king]

Who: The King of Cosmos, anyone else?
Where: Espoir
Style: First
Status: Open

We are sad. This is a rare occassion, but We cannot help ourselves. We miss The Prince, believe it or not. We miss watching people roll up fabulous Katamari and seeing them thoroughly enjoying themselves. It just isn't life without them! But it seems nobody here even knows

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[we_r_king]

It is ball shaped, yes. But that doesn't solve Our problem.

[we_r_king]

We have no idea what you're talking about.

*but flicks the katamari in replica!luke's direction*

[we_r_king]

We've been ignored! Completely ignore--

Oh, but wait, We're not even related. OK, no biggie.

[we_r_king]

Ooh! Your first roll-up! We had the exact same item on Our first roll-up, too! *is totally lying, but who cares, right?*

[we_r_king]

Yes, you should probably keep rolling until it gets about this big.

*holds his hands apart until it's roughly twice the size of the initial katamari*

[we_r_king]

So simple-minded, like the Prince.

*watches happily, knowing that at least SOMEONE gets it*

[we_r_king]

Plants and pencils are similar. They are long and pointy, which makes it harder to roll properly, but We trust you to handle things smoothly.

[we_r_king]

*just watches for a moment, then stares off elsewhere, seemingly uninterested*

Oh, you're already 60 cm? You can now roll in this area.

*suddenly an area blocked off by orange cones and bars show up*