yukari; oo1

[phantasmagorist]

Who: Yukari and everyone!
Where: :)
Style: first please?
Status: OPEN FOREVER

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[whether you're in it or not, a woman is sleeping in your bed. WHAT DO.]

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[getupandwalk]

... Hey. Hey. How the hell did you get in here?! Get off my bed!

[phantasmagorist]

[... clutches the pillow tighter =w=]

[getupandwalk]

Hey! Give that back! [Grabs and tugs.]

[phantasmagorist]

Heeeeey... Give that back.

[she's still clearly tired and mostly asleep, though]

[getupandwalk]

No! It's my pillow, my bed, my house! Now get out!

[phantasmagorist]

I can't nap for a little while longer...?

[getupandwalk]

Go nap somewhere else!

[phantasmagorist]

Awww... Very well, then. I suppose I can't sleep too well when it's so noisy here.

[all the meanwhile, beside her something materializes in thin air; it's large, black, and eye-shaped, and Yukari, apparently, is able to fall into it as easy as it is to walk through a door. once she's inside it closes up, disappearing as if there was never anything at all.

... until, that is, another black portal opens up several feet above Edward's bed, and none other than Yukari herself comes peering out from it to look down at him.]

I did enjoy my stay, however!

[getupandwalk]

Wh... what the hell?!

[phantasmagorist]

Oh dear. Is something the matter?

[getupandwalk]

How are you doing that?!

[phantasmagorist]

[with a grin, she chuckles] This? It's nothing for a youkai of borders.

[getupandwalk]

What the hell's a youkai?

[phantasmagorist]

Not too brushed up on your mythology, I see! Well, long story short, I'm no human.

[getupandwalk]

Gee, that's surprising. [Scathingly.] So, what, you're some sort of chimaera then? Homunculus? [Wary.]

[phantasmagorist]

Oh no, nothing like those. I'm not a product of someone's whims. I told you, I'm a youkai.