shizuo ☣ first throw

[hatesviolence]

Who: Shizuo and somarium
Where: Espoir
Style: Either!
Status: OPEN

[for anyone who was near some random field in the village, they will hear what could only be described as an explosion.

should they investigate, they'll find a strange young man dressed in a bartender suit with a pitchfork sticking out from the front of his right leg. surrounding him was

Comments

[headsomewhere]

[The motorcycle draws to a slow stop, the Dullahan having had just left the cottage to pick up a few things when she caught the explosion.

What could have..? Swerving suddenly, she sped towards the sound to find a sight that would be no surprise were this Ikebukuro. But the fact it wasn't, is exactly why she's surprised now.

...this was not good. Driving over, she gets off and approaches him with fingers dancing quickly across the Dreamberry's surface. So many questions but first-!]

Are you alright? What happened?? |

[hatesviolence]

[by this time, Shizuo had taken out a cigarette and was starting to light it when he heard the familiar sound of Celty's motorcycle. he looked up in time to see the black rider approaching.]

Ah, Celty. [and glancing at the PDA now] ...Aaah. I woke up inside this field and those things attacked me. [jerks thumb at what was left of the scarecrows, though he started to get a little annoyed at the memory]

[headsomewhere]

[the scarecrows? no surprise he hasn't taken notice of that pitchfork though..] That explains that. [Pointing towards the injured leg before typing up something else.]

You should get that treated, I'll explain things once that's taken care of. |

[course she'd be happy to take you to a Doctor's if only Shinra was still here, walking around like that would not do him any good]

[hatesviolence]

..."That"? [glances down. ...ah.]

...Ah. Guess that would be a good idea. [now he'll actually be looking around] Where are we, anyway?

[suppressedtime]

[She had been testing the connection to Break with Equis when the loud sound managed to reach her ears. Hastily telling Break that she would be a bit late but she was safe, she went to investigate. So for the first time, the young miss was out alone.

... and the sight is rather frightening. A small yelp escapes her before she approaches as calmly as she could.]

S-Sir? Are you alright?

[hatesviolence]

[the yelp catches his attention, so he'll be turning to look at her. he was still irritated by the whole thing, but his temper was slowly cooling]

Huh? Oh, yeah. [not that he can say much about the scarecrows]

[suppressedtime]

[A tilt of her head.]

Ah, well... If you say so? I don't believe it would be very productive to leave the pitchfork ingrained in your leg...

[hatesviolence]

...Huh? [glances down] ....Aaaah. Forgot about that. I'll just use some glue and bandages.

[chokowaffle]

[Belgium went to check, but with caution this time. She really didn't need another bullet or anything else.]

Uhm... hello?

[hatesviolence]

[it's not very common for someone to just freely approach him like this. do they not know who he was?

well, whatever, she seems harmless. so he's just going to glance at her. he was still annoyed, but maybe she's the owner...?]

...They yours? [slight nod to the dismembered scarecrows]

[chokowaffle]

[She shook her head]

No. They're just scarecrows, anyways.

[hatesviolence]

[well that's a relief. at least he won't have to feel bad. not that he did to begin with, but if she had been the owner, slightly different story.

still, her comment puzzles him]

Scarecrows? Is that what they were? [he didn't really pay much attention] ...But those aren't supposed to move. [let alone attack. ....irritation.]

[luvtrianglewoes]

[Well, Kida is definitely the type to do both things if this...wasn't Heiwajima Shizuo. At first it was only curiosity that lead him to see the chaotic scene Shizuo had cause. First thing completed!

But then he saw who it was...]

A-are you alright, mister?

[Oh damn. This can't be good.]

[hatesviolence]

[...oh hey it's that kid. ...what was his name again?

anyway, he'll be kind of looking at Kida for a moment before glancing down at the pitchfork in his leg] ...Ah, yeah. Guess I better get this taken care of. [and just casually lights up a cigarette. pain? what pain?]

[luvtrianglewoes]

D...do you need some help? [/sob. This feels kinda weird. He's learn to stay away from him yet now he's talking to him.]

[hatesviolence]

[just waves a hand] I'll be fine.

[...oh wait]

...Is there a store around here? [...nevermind where "here" is. he'll get to that part in a bit.]

[kyudousha]

[... this is a 'dude, you have a pitchfork stuck in your leg' moment.

She's just passing by, nibbling on a dango stick when she happens upon hell in a handbasket. Giving the place a cursory look over, she gives the man in a bartender suit a very dry look.]

Someone forgot to pay the tab again?

[hatesviolence]

[he was actually about to glare at the person who made the comment, but when he turned to look he noticed it was a kid.

....dressed weirdly.

............cosplayer.....?]

T'ch, they were askin' for a death wish when they tried to stab me while I was asleep.

[kyudousha]

They're scarecrows. They don't die. They were never alive to begin with.

[Omnom dango. It's sweet and its chewy and it's better than dealing with a random stranger. But she wants to see how long it will take before he realizes he has a pitchfork stuck in his leg.]

[hatesviolence]

[...not sure if he likes her attitude, but he'll try and keep his temper.

....try.]

If they weren't alive, then what were they?