Sanji || 001 -- two logs in one~

[serving_love]

THREAD THE FIRST -- Apple Picking!
Who: Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji
Where: Some random apple orchard in Espoir.
When: Following Sanji's last post.
Style: Whichever! But I'm starting in brackets.
Status: Closed.

THREAD THE SECOND -- Pie Baking!
Who: All Straw Hats!
Where: Their cabin by Lake Meridian.
When: Sometime...later. Presumably after Robin

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APPLE PICKING

[strayswordsman]

[He said if it tried anything, cook. ...Maybe he chooses a spot near it to set down his baskets and grab his first apple in the hopes that it will try something, but that's neither here nor there. >_>

Said first apple is a green Granny Smith, and when the scarecrow disobligingly behaves itself at Zoro plucking it, he crunches into it out of disgruntlement.

His eyebrows go up almost immediately at its refreshingly sour bite, but he disguises it quickly.]

...Hn. Edible, I guess.

Re: APPLE PICKING

[serving_love]

[Not quick enough, marimo. Sanji definitely caught that look and he's sending a smug grin your way before going over to snatch up one of the baskets that Luffy dropped.]

We're here to pick apples, guys. [He's totally reaching up to pluck one off a branch and take a bite himself, though.] Not eat all of-holy shit, that's good.

[has a *___* moment and proceeds to finish off the rest of the apple in Luffy-esque speed]

Re: APPLE PICKING

[warriorothesea]

*yeah, yeah, Sanji; he knows* *puts his basket down and starts picking with both hands, holding the apple in his mouth and pausing to take a new bite every once in a while. he figures the faster he fills his basket full of apples, the faster he can go and start looking at pumpkins...assuming that scarecrow doesn't try anything funny. at least the things seem to be behaving themselves while they pick apples, so maybe the pumpkin patch will be safe too*

*oh hey, what is that mysterious sound? WHY IT'S THE SOUND OF SILENCE as Usopp currently has an apple stuck in his mouth. enjoy it, it won't last too long*

APPLE PICKING

[strayswordsman]

[...Oh shut up, cook, so it was good, what do you have to be smug about.]

Tch. What were you saying about not eating 'em all.

[Zoro throws his apple core off into the distance, then puts his baskets down and starts picking apples and tossing them in over his shoulder fairly indiscriminately. The faster this gets done, the sooner they can get out of here, right? ...What do you mean, he should check their quality and he might be bruising them? >_> Apples in the basket are apples in the basket.]

APPLE PICKING

[serving_love]

I had one, that's hardly ALL. [...biting into another one as soon as he finishes that sentence-shut up, they're good, okay?-and then starts filling up his own basket]

[steadfastly ignores Luffy and Zoro just tossing and dropping their apples into the baskets, because he doesn't want to be a nag, honest, but a few minutes of their SHITTY CARELESSNESS has his eyebrow ticking]

........GUYS. Watch what the hell you're doing, all the fruit is gonna have shitty bruises on it!

APPLE PICKING

[warriorothesea]

Hey, I'm doing a good job! *clearly you should reward him, Sanji*

APPLE PICKING

[strayswordsman]

The hell does it matter if they're gonna be chopped up for a pie, anyway?

[Still tossing in the same fashion. It's economical. :|b]

Re: APPLE PICKING

[serving_love]

...

[-________-]

........

[okay, so Sanji will use the fruit regardless, but you're still ABUSING it and alsdjhfs-will be good and not yell, will be good and NOT YELL-]

Usopp. [stumbles away from the Zoro-and-Luffy-idiot-tag-team corner like it pains him to do so and beelines for where the other boy is] I've decided to only pay attention to you today.

APPLE PICKING

[warriorothesea]

*blinks, pausing in filling his one pathetic basket--but at least all of his apples have been picked and placed in there with appropriate care. a moment later he's grinning, having gotten over his initial 'wait, am I in trouble??' reaction*

Who could blame you? My basket's almost full, though. What about you? We should go look at the pumpkins!! *yes Sanji, you are now his official 'just in case' bodyguard against scarecrow attacks*

APPLE PICKING

[strayswordsman]

Che. [Like Zoro cares what you two dorks are up to. In the meantime, Luffy-speaking of worms...

Zoro glances sideways at his captain, and then back at the long worm waving at him from its position dangling halfway out of the apple he's currently holding. Hm.

Pulling it out and sling-shotting it at Luffy. :|b Clearly it should end up on Sanji somehow.]

APPLE PICKING

[serving_love]

[which of course means that SOMEHOW, MAGICALLY, the worm manages to soar all the way over to where Sanji is sharing a tree with Usopp...] Yeah, sure, let me grab a few more and then we can- [...where it lands with a slimy, wormy splat on the back of his neck and then slides down inside his shirt collar :|]

What the hell? [slaps a hand to his neck somewhat obliviously, just knowing that something hit him, and turns to glare at the other two] Did you shitheads just throw something at me??

Re: APPLE PICKING

[warriorothesea]

*IT WAS A VERY AERODYNAMIC WORM OKAY*

*didn't see WHAT it was that landed on Sanji's neck, but looking over at Zoro and Luffy, he has a pretty good theory almost immediately* *snorts and covers his mouth before he starts laughing, schooling his features into an expression of extreme nonchalance before turning back to Sanji and giving a half-shrug * Maybe it was just a leaf or something.