Something a little fruity

[kyudousha]

Who: Rita Mordio kyudousha and somarium
Where: At the fountain in Espoir
Style: Firstttt
Status: Open open open!

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[derpsona]

[The first thing you're likely to hear is the clatter of dozens of exoskeletoned feet tapping against the pavement, accompanied by the clacking of claws. The source, as one would naturally expect, is a gaggle of lobsters. Less expectedly, they appear to be following Yosuke like some sort of pied piper. The frustrated young man himself is, at present, too distracted by this to notice the dryadic mad scientist in the fountain as he passes by. Instead, he turns to face his newfound posse.]

Alright, you know what? Stop. [Which they promptly do.] Seriously, you guys are getting on my nerves here. [The lobsters look around at each other, dejectedly.] Just go bother someone else, alright? [Well, you heard the man. The cluster of crustaceans look at each other, then at the nearest someone else, before heading off in that direction. Guess who that someone is, by the way?]

[kyudousha]

[... the clacking of exoskeletoned feet is a little hard to ignore, even with a pear growing out of her ear. She turns around when the horse blocks off her sunlight again, shifting to avoid said exoskeletoned feet and the lobsters carried upon them.

... a venus flytrap snakes out of her sleeve and snaps angrily at the crustaceans. She looks up sharply, and when she recognizes the other, she is less than amused.]

Oh, look, a lobster dinner. Just what I've always wanted. Gee, how did you know, you flatterer you?

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[derpsona]

[Okay, hold up. He knows that voice. He looks to the source to see that it is, in fact, Rita. Only, she's... different.]

...Rita?

[derpsona]

[Unlike Rita, he is plenty amused, and can barely contain his laughter.]

Oh, this is too good. [He pulls out his dreamberry, knowing it must have a camera function somewhere.]

[kyudousha]

[..................................

Yeah, giant plant suddenly looming behind you. Are those teeth-- An annoyed look.]

No flash photography. It irritates my buds.

[derpsona]

[Pff, yeah, like that's gonna stop him. Mostly because he doesn't notice the teeth.]

Oh, what're you gonna do, exfoliate on me? [He's aware he has no idea what exfoliate means, but it sounds like it has something to do with plants, so he goes with it. He points to one of the crustaceans.] You there! Fetch me a snack, would you? [The lobster attempts to ascend Rita. It's making a beeline for the pear. Wat do?]

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[kyudousha]

[Brb giant plant drooling over your shoulder. And ffff, she's trying to take him seriously, but can't. Exfoliate? Seriously?]

Yes, I'm going to rub off the top layer of my dead skin cells over your dead body--

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[kyudousha]

[What flying lobsters what. Yeah, watch that lobster jump for that pear. She totally didn't see this coming. With a startled gasp, she shuffles sideways abruptly, trying avoid the scurrying crustacean, but misjudges her distance. She ends up knocking her head on the side of the overhanging part of the statue, and, off-balanced, topples sideways into the fountain.

Brb spitting out algae. There are suddenly lilypads everywhere, and when she re-emerges, lilypad on her head, she doesn't look amused.]