Asch ~*~ Canto 017 (Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas!)

[x_bloody_asch_x]

Who: Asch, whomever
Where: Roaming around Somarium
Style: First or third; be consistant
Status: OPEN! Feel free to wish the redhead a happy birthday.

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[battyclowngirl]

It was Christmas day, and Christmas day meant happy times!

And so, with the happy day here, Harley had gotten into her Santa gear, piled all her pies into boxes and then set off to wander the streets on Rudolph, her reindeer, carrying a large bag with said pies inside it and ringing a huge bell.

"Merry Christmas everybody!"

[x_bloody_asch_x]

Asch blinked as he came up behind the crazy clown woman (well, he couldn't see her face, but her voice? Yeah, not hard to recognize), shaking his head. Great, just who he wanted to see today.

"Hello, Harley," he said dully.

[battyclowngirl]

"Hm? Oh Ashy Boy!" She spun around on her reindeer, revealing that she was not a crazy clown woman, but rather a crazy Santa woman!

Harley then hopped off and bounced over to where Asch was, practically waving the bell in his face, "happy Christmas, Ashy!"

[x_bloody_asch_x]

Asch raised an eyebrow at that, surprised. "Yeah, Merry Christmas," he replied distractedly, before pointing at her face. "I thought the makeup never came off?"

[battyclowngirl]

"It's a special occasion! Gotta stay in season right?" she giggled.

"Oh!" she spoke as an idea came to her, "you know, I just talked to Lukie and since it's his birthday today that means it'd be your's too!" Oh, she looks so happy now that she's connected the dots all by herself.

[x_bloody_asch_x]

Asch gave her a dull look. "Yes, we turned eighteen today."

[battyclowngirl]

Harley ignored the lack of enthusiasm. "Oh, I just love twins. It's so cute~"

"But then that's just great!" she clapped her hands, letting her giant bag fall on the ground so she could begin to dig through it. "That means I can double as your secret Santa, and a birthday gift giver!"

[x_bloody_asch_x]

Asch almost smacked a hand to his forehead. "Isn't the whole point of a secret Santa... for it to be secret?"

Honestly... at least he had warning now.

[battyclowngirl]

Harley made a face, "well, how is it suppose to be secret once the moment comes for giving, Mr. Smarty Pants?"

"I was gonna get cha somethin' anyway, since you're on my nice list. I'm glad we've met and became friends," interestingly enough, she sounded quite genuine as she said it.

"Ah, here it is!" After a few moments of digging, Harley had produced a haphazardly wrapped box with way too many stick-on bows.

"Ta-da!" And then she flipped the lid open to present the contents to Asch, it was another one of her cream pies except with a mass of sprinkles and frosting that made out the grin of a smiley face. It seemed that the point of presents actually being opened by the recipient failed to dawn on Harley as well.

"Something to turn that frown, upside-down for this merry, Christmas day~!"

[ooc: Did I mess up?]

[x_bloody_asch_x]

Asch... blinked at the contents, trying to keep his face neutral. That... just... wow. He didn't think he ever saw that much sweetness in one food item in his life. He coughed, managing to force a smile on his face.

"Th...thanks..."

[battyclowngirl]

Harley absolutely glowed. "I figured that if you are what you eat, then if Ashy boy eats happy food like this, he wouldn't ever have to be Mr. Pouty Face, ever again!"

She then suddenly had a plastic fork* on hand, stuck it into Asch's gift and pulled out a huge chunk of the dessert. "Heck, you might as well start now."

And so began the crazy Santa girl's attempt at force feeding Asch.

*Harley was also carrying a large amount of lightweight eating utensils so that it'd be easier to share the pies.

[x_bloody_asch_x]

Instinct kicked in quickly, and Asch managed to duck to the side, raising his hand defensively.

"Uh... I'll eat it at home. I swear."

[battyclowngirl]

Harley paused then, looking at Asch a little oddly, "you know, I never did get to find out if Mistah J liked my cream pie..."

[x_bloody_asch_x]

"...eh?"

[battyclowngirl]

"...and that was a birthday pie too, sorta." Harley had the saddest face.

[x_bloody_asch_x]

Asch just... made a face. "L-look, Harley, I just woke up not all that long ago," he said, trying to prevent the inevitable shower of water works. "I swear, I'll have a slice when I get home later."