* A CHRISTMAS CAROL *

[beforemassacre]

Who: EVERYONE

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AANNND PLAY CONTINUES HERE. NEW SCENE :D

[spectaculaire]

*is still ever so distraught...BUT THE PLAY MUST CONTINUE.*

And so Scrooge went back to his home and...*blah blah blah SCRIPT STUFF HERE TOO LONG HERE COMES IMPORTANT PART*

But when he espied his knocker, he noticed it had the face of his old partner, Marley. After a few moments of hesitation, he waved it off and entered his home.

[notjustanoldman]

*hearing the chains and it's all dark and spooky and oooooh.*

That's...pretty creepy...

*just...kinna...there. Yeeep. What was he supposed to do again?*

[kickinupduster]

*Maybe it was the rattling chains that frightened him, maybe it was a desire to be on stage and take stardom by storm but Duster's rope snake charged out on stage. The animal flailed around wildly; throwing itself into the air and landing at Raven's feet... where it quickly slithered up the man's pant leg.*

[notjustanoldman]

*was already kinna "wtfing" but now?*

WHAT THE HELL GET IT OFF ME!!!!

*flailing around while trying to get the snake out*

[kickinupduster]

*Duster ruuuuuns out on stage*

Hey! Hey!! Hold on -- don't move! DON'T MOVE -- HE WILL GET FRIGHTENED AND FIND SOMETHING TO LATCH ONTO IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING.

[notjustanoldman]

*INSTANTLY GETS THE MESSAGE AND FREEZES...BUT DUDE THIS IS HARD HURRY UP ;_;*

*btw, icon? he's in that position*

[kickinupduster]

*gulps*

Okay... um...

*takes a deep breath*

[kickinupduster]

...I need to get in your pants.

[notjustanoldman]

...YA WHAT?

Can't we get at least a woman do that instead?!

[kickinupduster]

No, unfortunately... Kumatora is the only girl he'd listen to -- I need to be the one to restrain him.

[notjustanoldman]

But...out HERE?!

[kickinupduster]

...Should I buy you dinner first??

[notjustanoldman]

Okay, that would just be even weirder.

This is just wrong...

[kickinupduster]

Let's just do this.

*steps forward and takes hold of Raven's belt and unbuckles it. He SHOVES HIS HAND DOWN RAVEN'S PANTS and grabs hold of the first snake-like thing he touches.*

...Tell me I'm holding the snake. Please.

[notjustanoldman]

*oooh Raven was feeling so OFF about this, and fortunately, Duster was. BUT BARELY MISSED ANOTHER PART OF HIM.*

........Yes. Now please hurry this up.

*he'll need a hug from the nearest woman after this. Seriously*

[kickinupduster]

*Whew. Duster pulls the rope snake out of Raven's pants and brings the animal to his shoulder. Rope snake obediently coils around Duster's neck, looking a little ashamed.*

All better now. Okay then.

*lets go of Raven's pants and steps back, ready to pretend this incident never happened*