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Valjean + [002]

Dec 22, 2009 10:12

Who: Valjean and ALL OF SOMARIUM! Come one, come all.
Where: Everywhere! But specifically, inside of your houses.
Style: First!
Status: Open to all! Ho Ho Ho!

[You see a jolly old man in a red suit and hat.

He is not fat. Instead, he is built like a linebacker.

He is currently breaking open your front door.]

[OOC: Christmas Eve post for ( Read more... )

jean valjean, keiichi maebara, elizabeth bennet, sunny gurlukovich, luc, javert, spencer reid, elliot march, naoya, polka, heather mason, yoite, alice liddell (original), roxas, austria (roderich edelstein), devil survivor mc (kiyoshi yamada), echo, death the kid, simon lewis, namine, kagura, xigbar, meryl silverburgh, cid highwind, england (arthur kirkland), kohane tsuyuri, monkey d. luffy, frederic francois chopin, belarus (natalia arlovskaya), yuuko ichihara, spain (antonio fernandez carriedo), ange ushiromiya, ace, sharon rainsworth, ken hidaka, minako aino, data, kazuki hihara, estelle sidos, shirou emiya, zuko, mai, phoenix wright, flynn scifo, chii, neku sakuraba, tamaki suoh

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knightofchanges December 22 2009, 18:46:41 UTC

[well what do you know, he was actually at home this time. have a sword right in your face sir :D]

Have you forgotten that one must knock before entering one's home?

stole_bread December 22 2009, 19:05:16 UTC

[You don't really get a smile, Monsieur.]

Father Christmas does not knock when delivering gifts, young one.

[Motions to the red sack tossed over his broad shoulder.]

knightofchanges December 22 2009, 19:13:41 UTC

[but we always smile :D]

'Father Christmas'? If that's who you're supposed to be, shouldn't you be coming down a chimney?

stole_bread December 22 2009, 19:45:24 UTC

...As you can see plainly, I've decreased in girth. I've taken to running, so the front door is much easier to reach than the chimney.

knightofchanges December 22 2009, 19:59:48 UTC

Well, Santa or not... [sword point at his neck while still smiling :D] You are still trespassing, and I cannot allow anyone who may endanger Alice inside.

stole_bread December 22 2009, 20:02:13 UTC

[And he will be freezing here. Even Santa can't take a sword to the throat and walk away.] There is a package in my sack for her as well.

knightofchanges December 22 2009, 20:34:08 UTC

A package? [steps to the side, but the sword is still pointed at your neck old man] Very well. You may place it on the table over there. [waves with his free arm toward the table]

stole_bread December 22 2009, 20:39:23 UTC

[Slowly strides towards the table, wondering briefly just how much more trouble he will get into tonight. Without a word, he leaves a few wrapped gifts on the table, backing away after he is finished.]

knightofchanges December 22 2009, 20:51:28 UTC

[watching~] That's quite a few things you have. Do you plan on visiting everyone in Somarium?

stole_bread December 23 2009, 00:31:12 UTC

[Wow, you always DO smile.]

Yes, everyone, no matter how they live their life, deserves a good Christmas gift. A reminder that they are blessed.

knightofchanges December 23 2009, 05:44:10 UTC

[it's such a pretty, handsome, disarming one~]

Blessed? But what about those who are cursed?

stole_bread December 23 2009, 05:54:12 UTC

God does not curse anyone, Monsieur.

GOD DOES NOT CURE-- knightofchanges December 23 2009, 06:01:57 UTC

And if there is no God?

NEITHER DO I /PUNCH TO THE FACE stole_bread December 23 2009, 06:31:43 UTC

There is.

I believe it.

YOU DID NOT--/STAB TO THE GUT knightofchanges December 23 2009, 06:37:43 UTC

Just because you believe one exists doesn't necessarily make it true.

OW /bleeds on your floor stole_bread December 23 2009, 06:41:52 UTC

That is my belief and I stand by it truly. You are free to follow your own soul elsewhere.

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