The Undertaker ‡ 04 「open for business~」

[undertakerlol]

Who: Undertaker and anyone who wants to visit him~
Where: Undertaker's Morgue, Espoir
Style: either
Status: OPEN LIKE HALE~

[Now that the sandstorm has ended, Undertaker is placing the things that were outside back where they were. When he finishes, he returns to his desk and begins to write in his journal. Books surround him and his main

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[dyausa_pita]

-=is exploring, and happens to wander in all wide-eyed=-

[undertakerlol]

[The Undertaker does look up from his writing but he does speak up]

Can I help you~?

[dyausa_pita]

-=turning as he walks, hands behind his head, taking everything in=-

What is dis place..?

[undertakerlol]

[Undertaker can't quite place this strange man's accent]

This is my morgue~

[dyausa_pita]

-=oddly enough, neither can he=-

Nevah 'eard of a morgue, mon. What's dat?

[undertakerlol]

[Monotone. He's done this waaaay to much]

A Morgue is a building or room used for the storage of human corpses awaiting identification, or removal for autopsy, burial, cremation or some other post-death ritual.

[dyausa_pita]

So you keep all de dead people? Why don' dey turn t'rain?

[undertakerlol]

[Undertaker has no idea what you're saying]

So they don't turn what~?

[dyausa_pita]

Rain, mon! If dey all be dead den why don' dey turn t'rain?

[undertakerlol]

. . .

Why in the world would they turn into rain?

[dyausa_pita]

I dunno! Dat's just what happen back in d'Junkyard. When someone die dey turn t'rain.

[undertakerlol]

...

Strange phenomena you have in your world...

[dyausa_pita]

Dunno if day still do if dey get devoured though...

So dey just lie around here?

[undertakerlol]

Some do, some don't~ Some I use as cadavers for my anatomy studies~ The others are for coffins that I make~

[dyausa_pita]

Anatomy studies?

-=scratches the back of his head=-

An... what's a coffin?

-=wandering around looking at things, poking at something here and there=-