*Dist* 001
Who: Dist the Rose, Anyone
Where: A field in Espoir
Style: Third
Status: Open
Dist had always long complained about the unpleasantness of his prison bed. It was hard, cold, and not at all suitable for one such as him - how could he get his beauty sleep on a bed meant for criminals? And yet, time and again his complaints were ignored, if not thrown right back in his face by that uncouth emperor and his pet ogre. Now, the bed had the audacity to feel like the ground - as if his delicate body weren't tortured enough.
Cold, hard ground with long grass growing from it.
Dist frowned before finally opening his eyes. He was immediately greeted by bright, almost blinding light and was forced to close his eyes yet again with a grimace. He sat up quickly and shielded his face, allowing his eyes to recover from such a luminous assault.
"Oooouuuhhh...," Dist growled as he rubbed his eyes gently. "H-how dare he... how dare he put such a bright light right over me!" It was quite obvious that only one individual would have the audacity to trifle with Dist the Rose! ...Not that the title had much meaning anymore.
Dist slammed his fists in to the ground, opening his eyes again to glare at whoever had played such a low-class prank on him - fully expecting that emperor and the ogre. "You fools! How dare you trifle with me!"
It was at that moment Dist finally saw his surroundings - a field as far as the eye could see. While he had to hand it to the two troublemakers for their rather impressive prank abilities, there was no way the emperor or Jade could fit a field inside his prison cell. This meant only one thing - he was not in his prison cell.
Dist gave a mighty blink, once and then twice, before he removed his glasses and used a handkerchief to clean them. After setting the newly cleaned glasses on his face and discovering that the entire field was not simply a speck of dust on his lens, Dist blinked again.
Normally, he would be quite pleased at escaping - even if it was done in his sleep. However, the fact remained that he had been asleep and thus would have been unable to escape. In other words, someone had moved him from his cell and set him in the field for a specific purpose.
And if that someone was who he suspected, there obviously was a prank to be had at his expense.
Dist scowled and glanced around again, searching for either of the two idiots who would try such a ridiculous and juvenile stunt. Did they truly think they could get away with such a thing and not suffer the consequences? The fact that he didn't see them about suggested that neither felt particularly anxious about any escape attempt.
Well, they'll just look foolish for that arrogance, won't they!?
"Hmph, as if I'm going to wait around for-," Dist began, then paused as he heard a rustling. The fontechnician hesitated before glancing directly behind him, with wide eyes. Were the two right behind him!?
But no, it was simply a scarecrow, rustling in the wind. Dist let out a visible sigh. Well, certainly the two were lucky they did not try to sneak up on him! He would most certainly have given them the trashing they so desperately deserved! It wasn't as if he was frightened in the least-
Then the scarecrow moved, entirely on its own.
Dist blinked again, as he had done so many times since awakening. Slowly, the knowledge of what he was seeing managed to slip through the general disbelief and register inside his mind. And at that moment, the fontechnician's eyes bugged out.
"Gyeeeeeeee-!?"
Where: A field in Espoir
Style: Third
Status: Open
Dist had always long complained about the unpleasantness of his prison bed. It was hard, cold, and not at all suitable for one such as him - how could he get his beauty sleep on a bed meant for criminals? And yet, time and again his complaints were ignored, if not thrown right back in his face by that uncouth emperor and his pet ogre. Now, the bed had the audacity to feel like the ground - as if his delicate body weren't tortured enough.
Cold, hard ground with long grass growing from it.
Dist frowned before finally opening his eyes. He was immediately greeted by bright, almost blinding light and was forced to close his eyes yet again with a grimace. He sat up quickly and shielded his face, allowing his eyes to recover from such a luminous assault.
"Oooouuuhhh...," Dist growled as he rubbed his eyes gently. "H-how dare he... how dare he put such a bright light right over me!" It was quite obvious that only one individual would have the audacity to trifle with Dist the Rose! ...Not that the title had much meaning anymore.
Dist slammed his fists in to the ground, opening his eyes again to glare at whoever had played such a low-class prank on him - fully expecting that emperor and the ogre. "You fools! How dare you trifle with me!"
It was at that moment Dist finally saw his surroundings - a field as far as the eye could see. While he had to hand it to the two troublemakers for their rather impressive prank abilities, there was no way the emperor or Jade could fit a field inside his prison cell. This meant only one thing - he was not in his prison cell.
Dist gave a mighty blink, once and then twice, before he removed his glasses and used a handkerchief to clean them. After setting the newly cleaned glasses on his face and discovering that the entire field was not simply a speck of dust on his lens, Dist blinked again.
Normally, he would be quite pleased at escaping - even if it was done in his sleep. However, the fact remained that he had been asleep and thus would have been unable to escape. In other words, someone had moved him from his cell and set him in the field for a specific purpose.
And if that someone was who he suspected, there obviously was a prank to be had at his expense.
Dist scowled and glanced around again, searching for either of the two idiots who would try such a ridiculous and juvenile stunt. Did they truly think they could get away with such a thing and not suffer the consequences? The fact that he didn't see them about suggested that neither felt particularly anxious about any escape attempt.
Well, they'll just look foolish for that arrogance, won't they!?
"Hmph, as if I'm going to wait around for-," Dist began, then paused as he heard a rustling. The fontechnician hesitated before glancing directly behind him, with wide eyes. Were the two right behind him!?
But no, it was simply a scarecrow, rustling in the wind. Dist let out a visible sigh. Well, certainly the two were lucky they did not try to sneak up on him! He would most certainly have given them the trashing they so desperately deserved! It wasn't as if he was frightened in the least-
Then the scarecrow moved, entirely on its own.
Dist blinked again, as he had done so many times since awakening. Slowly, the knowledge of what he was seeing managed to slip through the general disbelief and register inside his mind. And at that moment, the fontechnician's eyes bugged out.
"Gyeeeeeeee-!?"