[Haruko 001]

[driveslikemad]

Who: Haruko, ANYONE
Where: SHE'S EVERYWHERE
Style: First because I'm a lazy ass
Status: OPEN

*it's a lovely day in Somarium! The sun is out, it's quiet (as it'll ever be)...*

*oh, and THERE'S A RANDOM PERSON SWINGING A GUITAR AT YOUR FACE*

(ooc: I apologize for this post in advance. ALSO IT IS OF COURSE UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER YOUR CHARACTER

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[urallmaggots]

[Just stalking around, minding his own business, and...]

[GUITAR'D]

[And this would be a flan with tentacles that is laying on the ground in a complete and utter daze.]

[driveslikemad]

*RUNS OVER TO*

*EXAMINES...*

[urallmaggots]

[X________x]

...maggot...

[driveslikemad]

*lifts his head up and starts probing it for strange bumps :Db*

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[urallmaggots]

[Grrrrr...]

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[urallmaggots]

[SMACKS hands away.]

What do you think you're doing, you FOOL!?

[driveslikemad]

Why isn't anything coming out...?!

[urallmaggots]

[...wait, wut?]

WHY would anything come out of my head?!

[driveslikemad]

That's classified information, holmes!

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[urallmaggots]

[FUMING; give us a second.]

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[urallmaggots]

[GRABS you with his good hand, while his claw is IN YOUR DAMN FACE.]

Never. Do. That. Again. Do I make myself clear, maggot?!

[driveslikemad]

Do you treat all women this way, or do I just get special treatment?

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[urallmaggots]

...you're a woman?

[driveslikemad]

Wow, were you that bad before I hit you, too?

[urallmaggots]

You little...!

[SWIPES at you with his claw!]

[driveslikemad]

*dodges! Just barely, but still*

Well, what did you expect me to say, huh?