Hell hath no fury

[redcladidealist]

Who: Lloyd and Sheena
Where: Rivera Apartment
When: Backdated a couple days to shortly after this.
Style: Action spam for ease?
Status: Closed

[Horror and panic. Those are the feelings Lloyd is feeling right now. He's stuck in Colette's body. He's stuck in her body. And it's only just now dawning on him how bad that really is.

Oh man oh man oh

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[redcladidealist]

Colette found one of those cards that does thing, and we thought it would make her older. [Miserably.] She put it in her Dreamberry, but it did this instead.

It's only been a few hours.

[beats_zelos]

[.......

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Why do you guys keep using those damn cards?!

[JUST. STAY AWAY FROM IT.]

These things usually last...a week, right? Just...be very careful with Colette's body!

[LIKE DON'T LOOK YOU PERVERT.]

[redcladidealist]

H-hey! We didn't realize it'd do something like this!

[He nods miserably - because as far as he knows, it will last that long. Dread creeps back into his now-blue eyes.]

Don't worry, Sheena. I swear, I'd never do anything to hurt Colette. But... but what do I do about...?

[He winces, shifting again. He makes the most pathetic face the Chosen's ever made.]

I can't hold it that long.

[beats_zelos]

The fact that you don't know what'll happen should give you a clue!

[this is so hideous, why guys why...]

Hmph. [She looks over at "Colette", and she shakes her head.] You'll have to deal with it. But if I catch you being perverted, Colette's body or not, you'll pay for it!

[redcladidealist]

[It is so hard to argue when he knows very well that Sheena has a point. Good thing she's so good at distracting him. He chokes at the threat.]

I wasn't going to! I don't even want to be in her body at all!

[beats_zelos]

[Yeah, she can do that.]

Well now you're in her body. [UGH YOU GUYS WHY...] Now what're we going to do?

[redcladidealist]

[IT'S WHAT TEENS DO, GOSH. ALL THE STUPID THINGS!]

If we can't find a way to get the card back out...

[Lloyd grimaces, wincing a little again at the thought of being stuck like this. His next words are uttered fervently.]

I'm never taking a bath. Not until I'm back to myself. I'll just... I guess I'll do most of my regular stuff.

[He hasn't really thought too far ahead.]

[beats_zelos]

[YES WELL STOP BEING LIKE THAT :T]

You better not take a bath, or figure out something else.

[She's not exactly sure she wants to deal with the smell....]

[redcladidealist]

Figure out something else?

[Wait, maybe that is an idea.]

What if it was someone else? If I just sat there with my eyes closed, then I wouldn't see anything! And I wouldn't have to use my hands if someone did it for me! Someone Colette wouldn't mind if they saw-

[Lloyd's eyes light up. Solution!]

You could give me a bath!

[beats_zelos]

[...]

Wait, wait.

[No really, wait.]

You know, you come up with some pretty weird ideas, but this one's the weirdest I've heard in a while. Me?! Wash Colette's body??

[Yeaaah this is weird.]

You can't be serious!

[redcladidealist]

It'd be better than me washing it, right? Or... maybe you're right. Maybe I should ask Colette. It's her body, after all. She'd know how to wash it best!

[beats_zelos]

[She just. How does she even handle all of this she can't even--]

Uh...yeah. Maybe. Maybe we should talk to Colette too, and see what she thinks.

[redcladidealist]

Okay, I'll do that, then! And if I still need your help, I can count on you, right?

[beats_zelos]

...Yeah. Of course you can.

[Even though this was so bizarre she couldn't even--]

[redcladidealist]

Thanks, Sheena. I owe you one.

[Not that she specifically did all that much, but it helps to have a friend help you calm down.

He turns.]

See you later!

[beats_zelos]

Alright. Be careful, okay? I'll kill you if anything happens to Colette's body.

[Just. So you know. :T]