Nov 24, 2011 18:23
[Hello again, Somarium. It’s everyone’s favourite mysterious caller again. This time, however, he doesn’t let the crackle of the static last as long as he did the first time before he speaks. Instead, it’s only about ten seconds or so.]
It seems like my suggestion of bundling up and not getting sick didn’t go over too well at all. It’s a bit of a shame, really, but I’m not going to waste my time dwelling on that.
Let’s cut right to the point of the matter. There’s a cure out there but it needs to be found. Think of it as a sort of quest. You guys like those, right? Though seeing how well you listen, I’ve cut to the chase and went ahead and did some of the leg-work for you. The two major components of the cure are a rare desert flower and the flesh of a great desert worm.
What does this mean to you? Well, probably nothing unless you’re Captain Titus, Arisa Uotani, Sealand, D, Kamui, France, Sasuke Uchiha, Canada, Karina, and Franken Stein. Those that have been named have already received a file from me, regarding one of the two necessary ingredients. Here’s how you’ll be broken down:
Those going after the flower are:
Canada, France, Karina, Sealand, and Arisa Uotani.
Those going after the flesh of the great desert worm are:
Franken Stein, Sasuke Uchiha, Kamui, D, and Captain Titus.
I'll leave it up to you to figure out who should be team leader.
Now go out and find it. Fast. Unless you want to sit back and watch your fellow citizen fall to this horrible illness. Trust me. You want to get this done. The longer it goes without being cured, the worse it will be.
We wouldn’t want that now, would we?
*npc