Canada ❧ oo6.

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Who: Canada and SOMARIUM.
Where: all around.
Style: starting in [action] but feel free to switch.
Status: wide open.
Notes: backdated to July 1st.

[Throughout the day, Canada could be found wandering throughout Somarium with a basket on his arm. When he wasn't stopping to help, he was handing out a miniature bread/roll to pretty much

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/late forever

[uncute_one]

My, my, this is a surprise. What's the occasion?

who are you?

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[Jade can have a small pack of cookies, too.] It's my birthday today, so I thought I'd give a small gift to everyone. I would have done more, but well, it's understandable I hope.

some uncool kid who likes maple syrup and lugs around a polar bear cub; plz to be ignore me

[uncute_one]

[Even his shrivelled heart can be softened with Canada's cookies!] I could be wrong, of course, but I seem to be under the misconception that you should be receiving gifts for your birthday, and not giving them out. [Although the fact that nobody knows Canada, let alone his birth date, might hamper the 'receive gifts' thing a bit.]

ah. got it. i think i will then.

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[They're such magical cookies.] You would be correct in such a thing, actually. Generally one receives gifts on their birthday but I never really told anyone here when mine was. The only people who'd even possibly know from home often forget who I am let alone that I have a birthday. [Notice how England never bothered to wish him a happy birthday and England was the one who pretty much raised him.]

<3 /proceeds to creep on you creepily

[uncute_one]

So you decide to hand out free food to the very people who ignore you. I'm not quite sure I see the logic in that. [Well at least Jade isn't his papa? IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.]

♥ /o- oh my.

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It makes me feel better because at least I'm doing something nice without any expectations. That way I don't have to deal with the complete disappointment every time people who should remember, don't. [Papa Jade, alone, is a scary thought.]

/creep creep creep while music grows spooooky awhooO0000ooOoOOoo0oo

[uncute_one]

That would mean you're running away from reality now, wouldn't it? Might it not be better if you try confront the problem and cause yourself to become more visible? [GASP! Jade offering good, papa-ly advice?!]

[Nah, he just wants to see you fail so he can laugh at you when you do.]

w- wait a minute here... /looks around shiftily.

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[Oh Papa Jade. You're such a good father. You fit in with the rest of them. Can I have a hug?]

[...and there's nothing wrong with pretending the problem doesn't exist.]

And what am I supposed to do? Send a message to England saying 'Hey. Guess what. For someone who raised me for many years, you have yet again forgotten my birthday. Do you even remember I'm here?' [Sorry about that. He'll have to forgive that slightly passive-aggressive response of his.]

/creeps up behind you and starts wrapping tentacly rotting bandages around your waist ♥

[uncute_one]

[Of course, my child. I shall hug you and almost kill you then make a clone of you which will then set in motion the events that will nearly bring about the end of the world!]

[It might lead to another 'talk'. ): ]

If you have such good ideas, then why haven't you acted upon them yet? [JADE IS TOTALLY SINCERE WHAT.]

/screams like a girl;;

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[You're the best father ever. I've always wanted to help bring about the end of the world.]

[We're going to need lots of talks about this;;]

...it's not a good idea, that's why. It's pointless and wouldn't really solve anything. [A shame that Canada couldn't bring himself to be so direct about it.]

/squeezes ♥

[uncute_one]

[Maybe we should get some cool badass capes and skeletal horses. RIDERS OF THE APOCALYPSE: JADE AND CANADA]

[while jade has a doctor's costume and everything, do you really want him as your psychologist. Do you]

Well, it's certainly attention-grabbing enough, so I daresay it's far from pointless if being noticed is what you wish to achieve. ♥

yay! /squeeeze! ♥

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[...best. Idea. EVER. It needs to be done. They'd be even cooler than they already are.]

[It's either Jade or clone!Freud. It's splitting hairs trying to decide which is the lesser of two evils, probably.]

True. But unfortunately I don't think I could ever bring myself to say such a thing.

/rolls back in I'LL TAG BACK ON TIME ONE DAY I SWEAR

[uncute_one]

[LET'S DO IT! Where's the nearest costume shop?]

[Clone!Freud? Where?]

Ah, but you've just said it, haven't you? In quite the brilliant passive-aggressive tone too, might I add.

/will believe it when it's seen~ XD

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[...probably still needing to be fixed up. But once everything is fixed, they can hit it like a band of thugs.]

[Clone!Freud's probably analyzing people right now, but he's puttering around. Somewhere. Jade should go look for him.]

Saying it like that is different than actually saying it to someone who would understand.

/grovels ;;

[uncute_one]

[Awww yeah there world destruction thing will start with the costume shop! After they've looted it, of course.]

[If they meet, then it'd spell the end for Canada's psyche.]

If you like, I could record you saying it then send it to England? [HE'S BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS. DO YOU DOUBT HIS TROLLFACE.]

/showers with love

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[That would be quite perfect. A fittind end to the place that gave them their beginning. Or something..]

[Sadly, Canada would like to see Jade and Clone!Feud have a conversation.]

Would it mean having to say it again? [...this is still tempting.]