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Mar 06, 2005 09:04

Well, I got a story to tell... Tonight Kelcie, Tim, Chris, Jeremy, Beth, and I.... Were out just crusin lookin for a place to chill, get drunk, smoke some pot.... Have a good time ya know.. Well were hangin out in this park... Smokin Drinkin... And we all just kept joking around about oh wouldn't it be funny if the cops showed up this and that ya know... And then joked around about what we'd do if they did come.. and Tim and Chris are like I'm runnin shit.. the woods are a callin my name... and I was like shit... I can't run that fast.. So i'm just prayin the cops dont come... Well... Jeremy gets cold so he goes to get his coat... and next thing ya know... Two cops... and tim and I are like OH SHIT COPS!!!!!! Then him and chris just RUN LIKE HELL! jump over the fence and dart into the woods... By this time.. I'm like fuck im the only one holdin and blah blah blah and im like shit i gotta get rid of this shit.. I have my Jimi Hendrix dug-out that i payed 35 bucks for... My bowl... and a dime bag... So i'm like fuck it.. I'm not gettin caught holdin this shit... So i throw it.. I chuck the shit out into this feild... and I start walkin towards the cops... And they were like You know the parks close at 10... and were like.. Oh, Sorry... and blah blah blah.. And there like what are you doin out here.. and all this other shit.. and its just me kelcie and beth.. the guys fuckin ditched us... and Jeremy started to drive off in his car.. Then the cops are like is there anybody else with you? and we pause... for like ever.. and by that time i was like shit.. we just fucked ourselves.. we cant lie.. becuz they'll know where lying now... So Kelcie just comes out and sayd Tim and Chris ran... Then I was like.. Jeremy took off... And there like we'll call them and tell them all to come back.. its cool and blah blah blah... So everybody comes back... and the cop was talking to Tim, and Chris... and asked what they were doing out here and tim was like Just came to get drunk... and i was like oh shit tim.... i couldn't believe he just said that... And while the cop was getting everybodys names and shit the other one went and looked around the park... The cop found... a 5th of vodka, some captian morgan, my dug-out, my weed, and my bowl... and some jack... I was like Ohhhh shit.... He starts to walk back.. and asked whose shit was whose.. I claimed my shit and jeremy claimed his alcohol... The guy dumped all his alcohol out and gave him the empty bottles which i thought was funny... Then the cop was like you know i can have you arrested for having this and I'm like.. yeah...... sittin there bittin my nails like oh shit.. the popo's are gonna take me... Then he was like.. All of you just go home... and i was like SHIT YEAH! alls he did was take the alcohol and the weed.. and told us to go back home.. i was like hell no.. we were so fuckin lucky.... but.. I'm gonna miss my dug-out and bowl... :( you can always re-place weed...... hmph.. well anyway... thats it...
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