Life is pain pt.2

Jan 07, 2006 19:34

silly me... Why didn't I realize this before?

Life is pain... does that liberate you or give you an excuse to mope?

Hehe, being cryptic and philisophical... as usual. pffft!

took a quiz concerning majors and that pfaff
You scored as Sociology. You should be a Sociology major!

Sociology
83%
Philosophy
83%
Engineering
75%
Psychology
75%
Mathematics
75%
Linguistics
75%
Dance
67%
Biology
58%
Journalism
58%
Chemistry
58%
English
50%
Anthropology
50%
Art
50%
Theater
50%
What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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I don't disagree with it too much. Really, my interests are such a mixed bag of nuts... The quiz didn't have much in the way of the hard sciences. Where's my physics?!

On the subject of physics, what do you call a gay Einstien?
HOMOGENEOUS!!!! LOLWTFROFLeh.
Overheard in my Thermo class. Yep physics majors at UNM are just as nerdy as physics majors at Tech, only difference is that some of them are girls! Nerdy lame joke telling girls! Yay!

No offense to the girls in the physics department at Tech. I meant to say there is a higher percentage here. OMG! PHYSICS CHIXXORS!

I think I drive my family nuts by the way I open up bananas. I used to suck at it because I hated getting banana rind under my finger nails and using a knife to open a banana is considered a cop out in my family. Then after my eczema started to get problematic I started cutting my fingernails ultra short. My family used to tease me that even monkeys knew how to open bananas. So one day I noted how chimps opened bananas while watching a nature show, so I started opening bananas the way chimps do; I "snap" the banana in half.

The proper way to open a banana is to tear off the tip of the banana rind. meh. The monkey way is less annoying. Screw what's proper, I follow the monkey toward the food.

quizzes, introspective

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