Technically I should be blaming mah balls
When I came home from class I saw http://wolf359nmt.livejournal.com/201846.html on my friends list and read it as
I NEED A WOMAN
"Hold on," I thought to myself, "didn't it say vacation earlier? I NEED A WOMAN would sound more appropriate coming from me"
Immediatly I felt something was wrong, seriously wrong.
"Why would I think that?" That not being "I NEED A WOMAN" but "I NEED A WOMAN would sound more appropriate coming from me." "Do I need a woman? I am unaware that I need a woman, and I doubt I want a woman or need a woman or else 'I NEED A WOMAN would sound more appropriate coming from me' would be an appropriate thought. But Why did I think it? Do I need a woman?"
Oh, this is confusing. Do I need a woman or not? Hey penis, I liked you better before you started being buddies with my brain. "I NEED A WOMAN?" What an absurdity!
I MAY NEED A WOMAN. I MAY BE IN DENIAL.
Or maybe I just need to go to bed. I am tired and have a slight headache.
How can "I NEED A WOMAN" disturb me so? Bad penis!
I NEED A WOMAN
"Hold on," I thought to myself, "didn't it say vacation earlier? I NEED A WOMAN would sound more appropriate coming from me"
Immediatly I felt something was wrong, seriously wrong.
"Why would I think that?" That not being "I NEED A WOMAN" but "I NEED A WOMAN would sound more appropriate coming from me." "Do I need a woman? I am unaware that I need a woman, and I doubt I want a woman or need a woman or else 'I NEED A WOMAN would sound more appropriate coming from me' would be an appropriate thought. But Why did I think it? Do I need a woman?"
Oh, this is confusing. Do I need a woman or not? Hey penis, I liked you better before you started being buddies with my brain. "I NEED A WOMAN?" What an absurdity!
I MAY NEED A WOMAN. I MAY BE IN DENIAL.
Or maybe I just need to go to bed. I am tired and have a slight headache.
How can "I NEED A WOMAN" disturb me so? Bad penis!