Feb 18, 2009 23:08
what the fuck ever happened to frosted animal crackers?
Would animal crackers taste as good if they weren't shaped like animals?
I think shaping foods like animals makes them taste better.
but would you eat a hot dog if it was shaped like an actual dog?
It's the shape of the animal that makes things appetizing.
You would eat a cracker shaped like a camel, but would you eat a cracker shaped like a camel hump?
Do you think a shaved camel hump looks like a nipple-less breast?
you may not eat a cracker shaped like a camel's hump but you would certainly eat a cracker shaped like a breast.
I would put a handful of animal crackers in the indian's cupboard and sell admission to my miniature edible zoo.