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felinaeus ... here's some twisted but accurate descriptions of ten films. If you've read this or done it already, you're disqualified from answering.
1) Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
2) A rambunctious alien child invites itself aboard a human cargo ship; a memorable game of hide-and-seek follows.
3) A bewildered teenage boy fends off his mother's disturbing and unnatural attraction to him.
4) A child's attempt to find his parents leads to misunderstandings on a galactic scale.
5) A lonely programmer discovers he's spending more time in a massive multiplayer online game than he ever suspected.
6) An employee at a garbage dump abandons his job to pursue a woman he's just met.
7) A successful media personality gets caught up in the lives of an ex-soldier and a runaway and helps them discover love is worth saving.
8) Marginalized little person fails to track down the deadbeat family of an unwelcome baby, tortures and threatens old ladies.
9) Lonely guy in a dead-end job tries to find himself.
10) Poor product design leads to trouble for a manufacturer and one exasperated policeman.