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Apr 23, 2010 18:27

So, on Tuesday, I have my gallbladder out, provided my throat isn't raw still, apparently they won't operate if it is, it would be postponed... if they do that though, I'm going to pretty much promise them as soon as I leave I'm going to pop 20 mg of morphine for the pain, then go out to have the most fat-filled dinner I can, and come back to the hospital with the thing having an attack to end all attacks.  Force those fuckers to remove it on emergency surgery.  I will become the bane of their fucking existence after Tuesday if they don't take it out.

I"m sick of this.  No pizza, no burgers, no chips, no poutine, no cheese, no double-double.  Constant worrying if the next thing I eat is going to make my gallbladder say FUCK YOU JOSHIE, I'MA GONNA HURTS YOOO.  It's driven Bina crazy a couple times having to cook something different for me... though I try to make my own food when I can.

I've lost between 30-40 lbs from my worst weight.  I'm now at 253... I want to remain healthy, and I plan on taking care of myself after I live a little... I've not had anything REALLY bad for me for two months.

Anyway... those of you that do, please pray that they can successfully do it laparoscopically, because that's a lot easier to get over.  On Tuesday, April 27, I go under the knife.
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