My life is a perpetually flushing toilet
So.... some.. bitch.. motherfucking.. bitch cunt bastard motherfucking jerk off fuck head motherfucker...
broke into my room
and stole my fucking laptop last night.
Didn't take the power adapter
or my TV
or my Nintendo DS
or anything else I could fucking replace
Just my laptop and my briefcase
WELL I FUCKING HOPE THAT MY 3 YEARS OF PSYCH NOTES do them a lot of good in the 3 hours before the battery dies.
Assuming that they guess my password to unlock it.
Seriously
OLD iBook G3 with a busted ass latch and a big crack in one of the corners
scuzzy as hell and covered in carebear stickers.
And some motherfucker took it
I hope he cuts off his penis with a rusty knife in his own fucking idiocy
Because it's been agreed in the 'hood that if we find this guy we're going NORTH SIDE ON HIS ASS.
So pissed
OH PS
This means I won't be online until I can come up with another fucking $1000 to replace it.
Motherfucker.
broke into my room
and stole my fucking laptop last night.
Didn't take the power adapter
or my TV
or my Nintendo DS
or anything else I could fucking replace
Just my laptop and my briefcase
WELL I FUCKING HOPE THAT MY 3 YEARS OF PSYCH NOTES do them a lot of good in the 3 hours before the battery dies.
Assuming that they guess my password to unlock it.
Seriously
OLD iBook G3 with a busted ass latch and a big crack in one of the corners
scuzzy as hell and covered in carebear stickers.
And some motherfucker took it
I hope he cuts off his penis with a rusty knife in his own fucking idiocy
Because it's been agreed in the 'hood that if we find this guy we're going NORTH SIDE ON HIS ASS.
So pissed
OH PS
This means I won't be online until I can come up with another fucking $1000 to replace it.
Motherfucker.