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(why does it remember me of "knickers in a twist"...........)
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I was punctual, of course. And as I waited alone, for a moment I realized I was positively the only heterosexual person on the premises.
And I thought what it must be like.
Then the others arrived, two men and one woman.
And I still was the only heterosexual person on the premises.
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In the cadre of a typical Milanese "0 to 100 in one month" friendship - the typical way here, bestest of friends from day 1 - when the super newest shiniest friend arrives in a total stroppy mood, how is one supposed to react? Don't know the person enough to know what helps or not. The person may want some distraction but you don't know if there are any taboo topics. I herewith declare that Instant Friends (TM) should be totally free of stroppiness or post-work stress disorder; only Proper Friends After At Least One Year (TM) are allowed to show real feelings.
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You should have seen me this morning. I lost my iPod in my bed. I literally emptied the room (not before much panicking and not-carefully-planned acts). I dismantled the bed. It was trapped between the wooden lattice. I called a whole calendar of saints down.