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The captain of a pirate ship gets woken up by his first mate who's screaming "captain captain, there's a ship coming this way and it wants to battle us".
The captain yells out to him "Bring me my red shirt".
Confused the first mate brings him his shirt, they go battle, they win, and they get the other ship's gold, rum and women.
A couple of days later the first mate rushes into the captains cabin screaming "captain, captain, there are five ships coming this way and they want to battle us".
The captain yells out to him "Bring me my red shirt".
Confused the first mate brings him his shirt, they go battle, they win, and they get the other ships's gold, rum and women.
A couple of days later the captain and the first mate are chillin at a bar and the the first mate asks "Captain, why do you always wear a red shirt when battling?"
The captain replies "You must never let your enemy see you bleed".
A couple of days later the first mate rushes in screaming "Captain, captain, there are TEN ships coming this way and they want to battle!!"
The captain yells: "Bring me my brown pants"
The captain yells out to him "Bring me my red shirt".
Confused the first mate brings him his shirt, they go battle, they win, and they get the other ship's gold, rum and women.
A couple of days later the first mate rushes into the captains cabin screaming "captain, captain, there are five ships coming this way and they want to battle us".
The captain yells out to him "Bring me my red shirt".
Confused the first mate brings him his shirt, they go battle, they win, and they get the other ships's gold, rum and women.
A couple of days later the captain and the first mate are chillin at a bar and the the first mate asks "Captain, why do you always wear a red shirt when battling?"
The captain replies "You must never let your enemy see you bleed".
A couple of days later the first mate rushes in screaming "Captain, captain, there are TEN ships coming this way and they want to battle!!"
The captain yells: "Bring me my brown pants"