Fake Word of the Day XI
An occasional series where I take something for which there is no word and invent a word for it.
Poodge - When someone who asks you to guess something is obviously disappointed when you guess correctly.
Aristocom - The kind of joke that only other comedians find funny.
Vagilinte [vaj eh LIN tee] - A female vigilante.
Sickelganger - Someone who seems to have the same health problems you have.
Mistalgia - A feeling of nostalgia for something that didn't happen to you.
Abercrombing - Trying to impress someone who doesn't give a shit, like lying to your dentist.
Ploybay - a recognisable brand-name in a TV show, sufficiently altered to avoid a lawsuit.
Fluttershy - A humorously anti-climactic sneeze.
Phonytail - A fake ponytail, and by extension, any artificial hair girls put on themselves.
Pet Satiety - When you've finally had enough of the endless series of pointless chores that masquerades as a "game" on certain Facebook apps, like Pet Society or Farmville.
Renopause - The gap between the start of a slightly reworked live song and the applause of recognition.
Wine Bluff - Someone who refers to wine in abstract human terms (cheeky, indolent, etc.), but who has no friends.
Related: Fake Word of the Day X (links to the others) and the official Fake Words homepage.
Poodge - When someone who asks you to guess something is obviously disappointed when you guess correctly.
Aristocom - The kind of joke that only other comedians find funny.
Vagilinte [vaj eh LIN tee] - A female vigilante.
Sickelganger - Someone who seems to have the same health problems you have.
Mistalgia - A feeling of nostalgia for something that didn't happen to you.
Abercrombing - Trying to impress someone who doesn't give a shit, like lying to your dentist.
Ploybay - a recognisable brand-name in a TV show, sufficiently altered to avoid a lawsuit.
Fluttershy - A humorously anti-climactic sneeze.
Phonytail - A fake ponytail, and by extension, any artificial hair girls put on themselves.
Pet Satiety - When you've finally had enough of the endless series of pointless chores that masquerades as a "game" on certain Facebook apps, like Pet Society or Farmville.
Renopause - The gap between the start of a slightly reworked live song and the applause of recognition.
Wine Bluff - Someone who refers to wine in abstract human terms (cheeky, indolent, etc.), but who has no friends.
Related: Fake Word of the Day X (links to the others) and the official Fake Words homepage.